1. This is the first time I’ve uploaded a chapter on slide share and livejournal and I’m giving it
a whirl since the exchange is DEAD. This chapter was already all typed up and ready to go
on the in-game story editor so everything’s been pasted across as is therefore pretty
terrible. But next time will be better- I hope. So welcome back to the Marmite alphabetacy!
Oh, and I’m aware that “indifferent” is missing an ‘e’. Believe me, it hurts me more than it
does you. :’(.
2. Belba, what are you doing?
Belba: What does it look like? I'm giving birth of course! This is
how EVERYBODY does it. Water births are sooooo 2008.
Who is 'everybody' exactly? I don't know anyone who gave birth
in a door.
Belba:Well you wouldn't would you. This is how STARS do it. So-
3. Belba gave birth to a boy, Weetabix, and a
Belba: Hey honey, welcome to the world. I need you to
practice being adorable. Sury Cruise is currently the most
adorable celeb child but we're gonna kick her ass aren't we?
Yes we are!
4. In human news, Daphne is preggers
which means generation F will soon
5. Continuing the pregancy theme, Brooke just gave birth to her second child, a boy whose
name I don't dare to think about.(His brother is named Screaming Lord Thomas after
So Elijah... any ideas name-wise?
Elijah: Oh yeah, we're naming him after Brooke's other grandfather-
E: nah, don't worry. This is a really nice name. He's called: Lovely Little Liam.
That's all his name is it? All three words?
E; mmmm hmmmm
6. Well he still got of lighter than SLT
did. Incidentally, he just grew up.
7. This story's baby crazy! I wish I'd
remembered to rebuild the house
before she gave birth.
8. Meet Fiyero. He's named after a character from 'Wicked' which is a
great book and also a musical. It's the untold story of the witches
of Oz. Glinda wasn't so good to begin with and Elphaba, the
wicked witch, might not be as wicked as you think. Fiyero is a
prince from the Vinkus who starts off pretty self absorbed but
when she gets caught up with Glinda and Elphaba stuff changes
9. Elendil: Hey Elphie! What are you doing here? Oh no! It's
not time is it?
Elphaba: I'm afraid so Lendy. Mum had to grow up some
Elendil: I know, but I'm worried about how she'll take it.
She's still a wreck from when Dad died.
10. Dobby: Dobby feels...
Cobweb:Here it comes! Brace for impact!
11. Elphaba: So this is the sprog eh?
Elendil: Yes Elphie this is my beloved son. *sigh* What have
you got against kids?
Elphaba: Nothing! But I'd make a lousy mother. Besides, I
have ...other stuff to do. But I know you'll be amazing Lends.
You're a natural with kids.
12. Hey Dobby. How're you feeling?
Dobby: Dobby's fine. This funny little kitten did a kind
of disco dance that Dobby found most amusing.
13. Daphne: ZOMG! Elendil come
quickly! We've got an extension to
build! YAY! BABIES!
14. Oh Boq, have some self control.
Boq: But the news! It's so shocking!
Boq: Miss Cobweb! She's DYING!
Belba: WHAT! and i wasn't
informed?! How am I
supposed to lament if no one's
going to tell me when people
kick the bucket!?
15. I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME COBWEB.
C: are you sure?
YES. YOU'VE ALREADY HAD AN EXTENDED LIFE DUE TO
SOME DISTINCTLY DODGY AGING. YOU'VE LIVED TO SEE
YOUR GREAT-GRANDSON, BE HAPPY.
C: But I-
16. ZIP IT. THIS IS THE END. ACCEPT IT.
NOW FOLLOW THE HULA ZOMBIES.
C: I forgot about the super hot
dancers! Hello ladies. Heaven
here I come!
YOU REALISE YOUR WIFE IS
WATING FOR YOU.
C: Oh yeah... Well i guess that's a
bonus. Off we go then!
18. Tina: Urgh. Always with
the laments. I'm outta
...with a bucket of PIE!
Truly beautiful. *sniff*
19. Oh Dobby.
Daphne: Aww Dobby, it's ok. Cobweb was always so
laid back, she'll have no problem settling in! Come
inside and help me get ready for Fiyero's b'day.
20. Here we go! Generation F should be pretty darn cute.
Yup, I was right. The first thing Fiyero did was run straight
to the xylophone so maybe we have a musical prodigy.
He's 9/9/4/3/10 and his sign is cancer.
21. *gasp* Belba! What's happening?
Belba: I feel... strange. WAIT! What's
happening to my fur? NO! Not now!
driver, get me
out of here
22. Belba: Could this be the end of
my career? Can it really all be
Belba: I will deal with this with
style and dignity. I will act
rationally. Driver! Take me to the
headquarters of some glossy
magazine. I'll do an 'exclusive'
interview about where my life is
going, better than ever...yada
yada yada. The usual stuff. Well
go on then! My time is now even
more precious than before!
Meanwhile, something even more
tragic than Belba's aging was
happening over at Eeyore's place.
23. NoOoOo! Casper! Why?!
OH DEAR. I DO HATE TO SEE THEM GO LIKE THIS. AT
LEAST WHEN THEY DIE OF OLD AGE YOU CAN
TALLK TO THEM, OFFER BISCUITS...TO SOFTEN THE
BLOW...*SIGH* WELL COME ON THEN, BEFORE THE
CHILD SEES HIM AND IS SCARRED FOREVER
Oh Bille Joe! I'm so sorry.
25. Daphne: I think it's great that you've
decided not to let the age thing bother
Belba: Well why ever would I?
26. Belba: I mean these younger actresses, they're ten a penny. But I'll always be
remembered for my,simply astonishing, work. Animals do the funniest things, silly
cats, silly cats 2, who let the cats, Dr Dolittle, all those times I played the cat of a
supervillain, animals so the stupidest things, that Youtube thing where I miaow and
it sounds like quot;helloquot;...
Daphne: The Fragrant feline cat litter with de-odourizing crystals comercial!
27. Belba: oh, and your water
Daphne: Wha? Jinkies!
Belba: Hehehe, you
crafty devil Belba.
You've still got it.
28. Daphne gave birth to twins! This is the first girl of this generation who is named
Fion. She is named after a character from the Tiffany Aching series by Terry
Pratchett who is a simply incredible author. Fion is a Nac Mac Feegle (they're those
hairy little blu people on that book cover) Feegle live in clans and females are
extremely rare. Each clan has a kelda (who is always female) in charge. Feegle are
drunken, violent, stupid and hillarious. Fion (you way be able to spot her on the
left side of the shepherdess in the picture) is a headstrong young feegle who goes
on to become a kelda. I wonder if our little girl will go on to be as strongwilled.
29. This is her twin brother Frodo. If you've read much of this
legacy you will have known it was coming! The Tolkien
fanatic strikes again. Frodo Baggins is a character in The
Lord of The Rings. He's a hobbit from the Shire who is
given a terrible burden and a perilous task. He eventually
sails over the sea to Valinor which is a HUGE deal. :D
30. The kittens grew up! This is
Peppermint who has a lovely
mix of both her parents.
Weetabix is EXACTLY the same as
his brother Cheerio. I have no idea
who is who.
31. Weetabix's powers have manifested
and apparently he can fly.
32. Peppermint's powers are
Peppermint: Hey there
Fiyero! whatcha playing?
Mary had a little lamb?
P: NO! Try something jazzier, with
more of a hook...
P: perfect Fiyero! Now, from the top!
ding ding ding ding
P: quot;Her name was Charlie, she was a mad cat, with sparriw
feathers in her mouth, she wouldn't let that birdy out, she liked to
eat mice, because they taste nice, and if she went a bit too far...quot;
[tune from Copa Cabana]
34. Belba: hello darlings, I know you'd rather talk about
my new film 'Cat on a hot tin roof: the Belba story' but
sadly your Dad has some stuff he wants to say.
Boq: Yes, it's come to my attention that- Peppermint?
What are you looking at?
35. P: Hm? Oh! Sorry. I thought I saw a bird but it turned out to
be a fly but then i saw this cloud that LOOKED like a bird.
Then I realised it looked more like a zebra and started
wondering what a zebra would do if it could fly and whether
a bird that looked like a zebra would taste like-
Boq: SO ANYWAY. Weetabix has some news.
36. Weetabix: I was flying over
the house, keeping an eye
out for that shifty looking
skunk, when I saw him!
B:One of our many arch
nemesises! To action!
37. I'm holding out for a hero, i'm holding
out for a hero till the end of the night
Cheerio: Argh! He's coming for me! Save
Boq: If only we could
distract him! Then we
could save Cheerio and
take the sucker down.
38. Peppermint: I'll distract him Dad! Hey
Sigmund! Your shoelace is untied!
Sigmund VonGanymede: Wha? Oh!
Why thank you child of nemesis-
39. SVG: Wait a second... I'm wearing clogs...
Peppermint: SCISSOR ATTACK!!!!
SVG: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! Not the face! OW! What are
you doing with those potted plants?! ARGH! Oh God no!
P: Quick! Cheerio, Weetabix, fetch the racoon!
SVG: NOT THE RACOON! NoOoO! How is that even poss-ARGH!
40. Well hello there! You're a very happy looking fortune teller!
Eva: Sure am! I've finally been put on lamp duty! I always get stuck
with selling potions! They put me on blind date arranging once but
I was awful. I put Goopy with Mrs Crumplebottom!
Eva: Exactly. So I was on curses for 3 whole months after that. But
not today! I'm on LAMPS!
41. Elendil: OhmyGodOhmyGodOhmyGod!
A LAMP! How awesome is this!?
42. Elendil: Ooooooo! Magicky!
Liir: HELLO WORLD! Man it's good to
be out of that thing!
43. Elendil: Isn't this cool Mum? a GENIE!
Dobby: Dobby agrees that genies are friggin' cool, but does Elendil
need another one?
E: We already have one?!
Dobby: It was passed down to Dobby. It belonged to her great
grandmother Arwen. She got into quite a bit of trouble with it
to...But Dobby was sworn to secrecy!
Moom: WHHHEEEEEEE! Fre-dom! Woop! So you've forgiven
me have you?Wait? How long was I in that thing?
Dobby: Elendil sees now that genies aren't so uncommon.
The Marmites have two.
Moom: Two genies? Who else is-
45. Moom: oh. It's YOU. I'm
surprised they haven't
taken you back in for
Liir: Well seeing as you were stuck in
your lamp for 5 generations you must
be lacking in magical zest yourself
46. Both: HMPH!
Elendil: Two genies! Wow! What shall I
47. Elendil: I'VE GOT IT! This will make us all happy! I'll
wish for the family to continue to grow!
Daphne: Sounds great to me! I think I like stars for the
E: What do you think Frodo?
48. Frodo: Googoogaduckiegoo.
Elendil: I thought so! Right then! You
know the wish, work your magic!
49. Moom: One expanding
family coming up!
Liir: Sure thing
Master. Here we go!
51. Elendil: Well I don't feel any
different, but I'm sure you did
a great job!
Moom: I can't bear to
look- You mean you're still
there?Even though we
52. Liir: Well, I'm beat! BYE!
Daphne: They were sure in a hurry!
53. Well I guess we’ll have to wait to
see how that turns out...
Thanks for reading. I realise that
this chapter has been somewhat
disorganised but now that I only
have Citizenship coursework and
mock exams (you can imagine
how little effort will be put in) I
should be back to maximum