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Just let them set up your accounts and train the youngest person in your office in how to use them. That’s usually your student employee, but don’t worry if they leave – we’ll all be dead in 2012 anyway
“ You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a s**t. Good father? F**k you! Go home and play with your kids.”
“ Son, we live in a world that has internets and those internets need to be guarded by men with knowledge of social media. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Vice-Provost? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for direct mail and curse social media; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that direct mail’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like networking, evangelizing, conversation. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very consulting I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you figure out how to set up a university YouTube account yourself. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. ”