The all-Anchorman all the time edition of the vocal warm-ups I use in my various classes at The College of Saint Rose.

1. Vocal warm-ups:
The All-Ron
Burgundy Edition

2. I would like an
Arnold Palmer
at the omelet
parlor.
(From Wake Up Ron Burgundy!)

3. A tarantula
enjoys a fine
chewing gum.
(From Wake Up Ron Burgundy!)

4. Snoopy was
stabbed by a
spear.
(From Wake Up Ron Burgundy!)

5. The garden
gnome has a
normal-sized
penis.

6. Wendy wore
her wedding
dress to the
orgy.

7. The Human
Torch is
denied a bank
loan.
(From Anchorman)

8. The arsonist
has oddly
shaped feet.
(From Anchorman)

9. The skeleton ran
out of shampoo in
the shower.
(From Anchorman)

10. The bishop
wore buttless
chaps to the
bat mitzvah.

11. You know New York.
You need New York.
You know you need
unique New York.

12. Chop suey.
Chop suey says
“choppy.”

13. Mickey Mouse
shrieked in pain
as the bear trap
severed his right
leg.

14. Andre the Giant
gave a surprisingly
nimble foot rub.
Foot rub.

15. How now,
brown cow.
How now,
brown cow.

16. The Tooth Fairy
exposing herself
made the child
uncomfortable!

17. The sassy
shepherd
struggles with
syphilis.