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Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
Handout Vocal Warmups
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Handout Vocal Warmups
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  • 1. Vocal warm-ups and tongue-twisters
  • 2. The sassy shepherd struggles with syphilis. (From Wake Up Ron Burgundy!)
  • 3. I would like an Arnold Palmer at the omelet parlor. (From Wake Up Ron Burgundy!)
  • 4. A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum. (From Wake Up Ron Burgundy!)
  • 5. Snoopy was stabbed by a spear. (From Wake Up Ron Burgundy!)
  • 6. The Human Torch is denied a bank loan. (From Anchorman)
  • 7. The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. (From Anchorman)
  • 8. The skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower. (From Anchorman)
  • 9. You know New York. You need New York. You know you need unique New York.
  • 10. I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, “Forbear!”
  • 11. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • 12. Someone said something simple A simple something said to me Simply simple something said A simple something said to me
  • 13. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw!
  • 14. I’m not the pretty banjo player I’m the pretty banjo player’s mate I am only playing the pretty banjo player’s banjo ’Cause the pretty banjo player’s running pretty late
  • 15. Pick a partner and practice passing, for if you pass proficiently, perhaps you’ll play professionally. Who washed Washington’s white woolen underwear when Washington’s washer woman went west?
  • 16. Betty Botter had some butter, “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter— that would make my batter better.” So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
  • 17. Crooked cookies cakes and pies Crush it crack it crapper ties Crystal critters cry like mad Croaking choking frogs are sad
  • 18. I need not your needles, they’re needless to me; For kneading of noodles, ’twere needless, you see; But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed, I then should have need of your needles indeed.
  • 19. I am not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate. I am only plucking pheasants ’cause the pheasant plucker’s running late.
  • 20. Lolita. Light of my life. Fire of my loins. My sin. My soul. My Lolita. The tip of the tongue taking its trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth: LoLeeTah. Lolita. She stood upon the balcony, inimically mimicking him hiccoughing, and amicably welcoming him in again. (adapted from Vladimir Nabakov’s Lolita)
  • 21. Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stiffest wrists, and loudest boasts, she thrusts her fists against the posts, and still insists she sees the ghosts.
  • 22. Oh what a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two: A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do. For there’ll be a tattoo at a minute to two, a rat-a-tat tat-a-tat tat-a-tattoo. And the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two today, at a minute or two to two.
  • 23. Why in the world Would a whale want water? When a whale wants water Will a well run dry? Why in the world Would a wet whale want wet water? Will a wet whale want wet water When a wet whale runs dry?
  • 24. Properly press the purple and black Pleated plaid pants you own Prepare to put your purple and black Pleated plaid pants on Properly press the purple and black Pleated plaid pants you own Now properly dressed in your purple and black Pleated plaid pants be gone
  • 25. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
  • 26. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? The epitome of femininity. Are our oars oak? Knapsack straps.
  • 27. Tim, the thin twin tinsmith. Twelve twins twirled 12 twigs. Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos. Greek grapes.
  • 28. Mrs. Smith’s fish sauce shop. Fat frogs flying fast. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
  • 29. I thought a thought, but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. The sawingest saw I ever saw saw was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas. Shep Schwab stopped at Scott’s Schnapps shop; one shot of Scott’s Schnapps stopped Schwab’s watch.
  • 30. Pick a partner and practice passing, for if you pass proficiently, perhaps you’ll play professionally. Who washed Washington’s white woolen underwear when Washington’s washer woman went west?
  • 31. Ruby Rugby’s brother bought and brought her back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
  • 32. A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”
  • 33. A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad’s heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn’t please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.
  • 34. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
  • 35. You’ve no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-light’s light’s a slight light, And tonight’s a night that’s light. When a night’s light, like tonight’s light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight.
  • 36. When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist, For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist; But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist, The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.
  • 37. Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain. The twain that in twining before in the twine, As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine; Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between, He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.
  • 38. Once upon a barren moor There dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more Of that boar that bored him on the moor, And so one morn he bored the boar-That boar will bore the bear no more.
  • 39. If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
  • 40. The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick. Pad kid poured curd pulled cold. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
  • 41. Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, The successful thistle-sifter, While sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, The successful thistle-sifter, Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
  • 42. If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock, Or some stickler who is slicker Will stick you of your liquor If you fail to lock your liquor With a lock!
  • 43. Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -but Nott.
  • 44. Fat people eat accumulates. The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississippi. The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. When Fred eats food gets thrown. I convinced her children are noisy. I know the words to that song about the queen don’t rhyme. That Jill is never here hurts. The man who whistles tunes pianos. The old man the boat. (garden path sentences)

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