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Toilet cleaner

  1. 1. UNEMPLOYED
  2. 2. An unemployed worker appliesat Microsoft for the position ofa janitor.
  3. 3. The HR chief invites him to aninterview and subjects him to sometests.
  4. 4. Then he tells him: You got the job,just give me your e-mail address sothat I can send you theemployment contract as well as theday and time when to start.
  5. 5. The man is distraught andanswers that he has no computerand therefore also no e-mail.
  6. 6. The HR boss tells him that if hehas no e-mail address hevirtually does not exist andtherefore cannot hold a job.
  7. 7. The man leaves in a desperate moodwithout knowing what to do with hislast Rs.100 in his pocket. Finally hedecides to go into a supermarketand to buy a 10 lb box ofstrawberries.
  8. 8. He starts out with door to doorcalls in order to sell thosestrawberries by the pound. Hemanages to double his capital in 2hours. He repeats the deal 3 timesmore and goes home with Rs. 60 inhis pocket.
  9. 9. He comes to see that he cansurvive this way. He starts everyday earlier and comes home everyday later. So he triples orquadruples his money every day.
  10. 10. A short time later he buys a wheelbarrow, then exchanges it later into atruck and sooner or later is theowner of a complete fleet of deliverytrucks.
  11. 11. 5 years go by…
  12. 12. The man is now the owner of one ofthe largest food chain in India
  13. 13. Now he starts thinking about thefuture for him and his family anddecides to buy a life insurance. Hecalls an agent and selects a goodpolicy. At the end of the negotiationsthe agents asks him for his e-mailaddress to send him a confirmationof the policy.
  14. 14. The man tells him that he doesn’thave an e-mail address! That isstrange, says the agent, you haveno e-mail and nevertheless youbuilt this large empire. Can youimagine where you would be if youyou had an e-mail address.
  15. 15. The man briefly thinks and thenanswers: I WOULD BE ATOILET CLEANER ATMICROSOFT!
  16. 16. Moral 1 of the story:The internet does not solve allthe problems in our lives!
  17. 17. Moral 2 of the story:When you have no e-mail butwork hard you can become amillionaire!
  18. 18. Moral 3 of the story:You received this story by e-mail. Therefore you are closerto a janitor than to a millionaire!
  19. 19. Nevertheless have a goodday.
  20. 20. Now i am sure some of you will beout buying strawberries!!!END

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