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Humor

  1. 1. WE DON’T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP PLAYING
  2. 2. WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLE OVER TRUTH AND SUDDENLY GET UP AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
  3. 3. DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES <ul><li>LAWYERS HANG THEM </li></ul><ul><li>JOURNALISTS PUT THEM ON FRONT PAGE. </li></ul>
  4. 4. DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET AND SAID NOTHING CAN BE DONE .
  5. 5. BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP YOU MAY NEED THEM ON YOUR WAY DOWN
  6. 6. NOBODY IS PERFECT <ul><li>I AM NOBODY </li></ul><ul><li>THERFORE I AM PERFECT </li></ul>
  7. 7. GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE BUT GOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING
  8. 8. PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTY IN EVERY OPPORTUNITY OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY IN EVERY DIFFICULTY
  9. 9. BELIEVE IN MIRACLES BUT DON’T DEPEND ON THEM
  10. 10. TO PREVENT FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HEREDITARY DISEASES KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD HEALTH
  11. 11. MAKE FRIENDS <ul><li>BEFORE </li></ul><ul><li>YOU NEED THEM </li></ul>
  12. 12. FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE <ul><li>THEN OUR HOPES DIE </li></ul><ul><li>THEN OUR FEARS DIE </li></ul><ul><li>AND THEN ….. WE DIE </li></ul>

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