Zombie Kettlebells

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http://goo.gl/kWsM6e Zombie Kettlebells - Zombie Bells by Onnit


Introducing the Limited Edition Zombie Bells by Onnit

Fully Functional Zombie Kettlebells featuring Brain Goblin, Staple Head,
Ghostface Thrilla and Mega Dead Zombie Bells.

Chip-Resistant Iron / Perfectly Balanced

Enlarged Handles for Enhanced Grip Strength

Hand sculpted from real human skull dimensions these collectors limited
edition Zombie Bells are functional embodiments of undead iron.


Perfectly balanced and ideally proportioned for swings and fitness lifts


Whether you’re looking to drop those extra holiday pounds or get in
shape for the zombie apocalypse, you need some nice workout equipment.


And the Zombie Bells from Onnit are a perfect fit for the purpose.

Brain Goblin Zombie Bell = 18lbs.
Staple Head Zombie Bell = 36lbs.
Ghostface Thrilla Zombie Bell --> 54lbs.
Mega Dead Zombie Bell --> 72lbs.

Available in sizes ranging from 18lbs to 72lbs, these kettlebells are extremely limited in quantity.

You're already pretty well-prepared for the inevitable day of the walking dead zombies one day.
you've stocked up on canned goods, you've hoarded all the guns and ammo you could ever need.


Now you can build up the muscle you need to fight off the hordes of the undead walkers.
And if your gun fails, you can always pull their heads off with your new found muscles.

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Zombie Kettlebells

  1. 1. Introducing the Limited Edition Zombie Bells by Onnit Fully Functional Zombie Kettlebells featuring Brain Goblin, Staple Head, Ghostface Thrilla and Mega Dead Zombie Bells.
  2. 2. Chip-Resistant Iron / Perfectly Balanced - Enlarged Handles for Enhanced Grip Strength. Hand sculpted from real human skull dimensions these collectors limited edition Zombie Bells are functional embodiments of undead iron. Perfectly balanced and ideally proportioned for swings and fitness lifts. Whether you’re looking to drop those extra holiday pounds or get in shape for the zombie apocalypse, you need some nice workout equipment. And the Zombie Bells from Onnit are a perfect fit for the purpose Brain Goblin = 18lbs. Staple Head = 36lbs. Ghostface Thrilla = 54lbs. Mega Dead = 72lbs.
  3. 3. You're already pretty well-prepared for the inevitable day of the walking dead zombies one day, you've stocked up on canned goods, you've hoarded all the guns and ammo you could ever need. Now you can build up the muscle you need to fight off the hordes of the undead walkers, and if your gun fails, you can always pull their heads off with your new found muscles.

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