2. While most snowmen are pacifists, some are murderous sociopaths.

3. Snowmen, eh? That’s rather sexist. There are some notable snow ladies out there, but no one ever talks about them.

4. Let’s hear it for copyright infringement, winter-style! (more in the next few frames)

7. So you made 1 snowman. How nice for you. Ever built a snowman army?

8. This snowman is pretty big… right?

9. Correction: THIS is a big snowman. He literally has trees for arms.

10. After a hard day of work, you just wanna chill with your buds sometimes.

11. Maybe including snow sculptures is cheating, but it’s still very impressive.

12. We don’t discriminate: Snowmen, snow women, and snow dinosaurs are all welcome. No snow fish though, that’s just stupid.