More of a "timeline" than an "about me", recycled from all the other "social networking" websites - because I’d like to be more efficient in wasting my time.
On 3am of the 24th of August, 1982, I was born as the cutest thing to be pushed out of a vagina on the beaches of Rimini, Italy.
I was a bit of a hairy baby, but that was ok because bikini waxes didn’t exist in the 80s so I fitted in with my surroundings.
In the month of September of 1985 I was sent to The Sir James Henderson British School of Milan to drink tea and take up some of that healthy British education.
In the month of July of 2000 I parted ways with The Respectable Sir James Henderson Br