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Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
Pregnancy Faq
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Pregnancy Faq

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Q&A about pregnancy. The answer are humorous.

Q&A about pregnancy. The answer are humorous.

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  • 1. Pregnancy Q & A – Funny Answers Brought to you by http://voteleh.com
  • 2. Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in university.
  • 3. Q: Should I have a baby after 35? Answer: No, 35 children is enough.
  • 4. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.
  • 5. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.
  • 6. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question?
  • 7. Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current.
  • 8. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
  • 9. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? A: Not unless the word 'child support payment' means anything to you.
  • 10. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy.
  • 11. Q : Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly
  • 12. Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in university.
  • 13. I hope you enjoy the Q&A Pregnancy Q & A – Funny Answers Brought to you by http://voteleh.com

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