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Funny Definitions of common words.You'll be wiser in the use of English words. A fun way to learn the English language.

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Funny Definitions

  1. 1. Funny Definitions Brought to you by http://voteleh.com
  2. 2. School A place where Parents pay and  children play
  3. 3. Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all  your life  so that you can die Rich.
  4. 4. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you  sleeping pills.
  5. 5. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man  loses his bachelor degree and a  woman gains her masters..
  6. 6. Divorce Future tense of Marriage.
  7. 7. Tears The hydraulic force by which  masculine willpower is defeated by  feminine waterpower..
  8. 8. Lecture An art of transferring information  from the notes of the Lecturer to the  notes of  the students without  passing through "the minds of  either"
  9. 9. Conference The confusion of one man multiplied  by the number present.
  10. 10. Compromise !  The art of dividing a cake in such a  way that everybody believes he got  the biggest piece
  11. 11. Conference Room A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens and everybody  disagrees later on
  12. 12. Father A banker provided by nature
  13. 13. Criminal A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught
  14. 14. Politician One who shakes your hand before  elections and  your Confidence after
  15. 15. DOCTOR A person who holds your ills by pills,  and kills you by bills.
  16. 16. Classic Books, which people praise, but do  not read.
  17. 17. Smile A curve that can set a lot of things  straight.
  18. 18. Yawn The only time some married men  ever get to open their mouth.
  19. 19. Etc. A sign to make others believe that  you know more than you actually  do.
  20. 20. Committee Individuals who can do nothing  individually and sit to decide that  nothing can be done together.
  21. 21. Experience The name men give to their  mistakes.
  22. 22. Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions.
  23. 23. Philosopher A fool who torments himself during  life, to be wise  .
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