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A parable of business corporations around the world.

A parable of business corporations around the world.

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    • A Tale of Two Cows – A Parable  of Corporations Brought to you by http://voteleh.com
    • TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM • You have two cows. You sell one and buy a  bull.  • Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.  • You sell them and retire on the income. 
    • AN AMERICAN CORPORATION • You have two cows.  • You sell one, and force the other to produce  the milk of four cows.  • You are surprised when the cow drops dead. 
    • A FRENCH CORPORATION • You have two cows.  • You go on strike because you want three cows. 
    • A JAPANESE CORPORATION • You have two cows.  • You redesign them so they are one‐tenth the  size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty  times the milk.  • You then create clever cow cartoon images  called 'Cowkimon' and market them  worldwide. 
    • A GERMAN CORPORATION • You have two cows.  • You reengineer them so they live for 100  years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. 
    • A BRITISH CORPORATION • You have two cows. Both are mad. 
    • AN ITALIAN CORPORATION • You have two cows, but you don't know where  they are.  • You break for lunch. 
    • A SWISS CORPORATION • You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to  you.  • You charge others for storing them. 
    • A CHINESE CORPORATION • You have two cows.  • You have 300 people milking them.  • You claim full employment and high bovine  productivity.  • You have the newsman who reported on the  numbers arrested. 
    • AN INDIAN CORPORATION • You have two cows.  • You worship them. 
    • A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION • . You have two cows. You signed a 40‐year  contract to supply milk at 0.06 per lit. Then  midway you raised the price to 0.60 or you cut  supply. When the buyer agrees to the new  price, you change your mind again and now  want 1.20.  • The buyer decided you can keep the milk and  they go look for milk that comes from recycled  cows. Your two cows retire together with the  Prime Minister. 
    • A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION • . You have two cows:  • One "cow‐peh" and one "cow‐bull".  • Both are owned by a government linked  corporation.
    • Thank you for watching The Parable of Two Cows Brought to you by http://voteleh.com