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Exposé cours d'Anglais M1/M2 Echanges Internationaux …

Exposé cours d'Anglais M1/M2 Echanges Internationaux
Groupe 2
5 novembre 2009

Published in: Education, Business, Spiritual

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  • 1. HOW TO USE FUCK PROPERLY AS A FUCKING NATIVE SPEAKER Source: « English as a Second F*cking Language », Sterling Johnson, 1995
  • 2. « You can hear them fucking next door »
  • 3. Barack : She’s a really good fuck ! Nicolas : I confirm, my friend!
  • 4. GAIN TIME
    • Jerome just met a girl with a pair of bazongas.
  • 5.
    • Jérôme : Rachel. I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you.
  • 6.
    • Rachel: Sorry Jérome. I thought you just wanted to fuck !
  • 7. WHEN SOMETHING IS BROKEN
    • Katia: Jesus fuckin’ Christ( © Pulp Fiction)! My TV is fucked !!!!!!!
  • 8. IF YOU ARE CHEATED
    • Lilia : Hey what’s up?
    • Deborah : Lounis fucked me out of 10 €
  • 9. TO DECEIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND
    • Thibault : Dear, were you fucking around with anyone while I was shopping?
    • Girlfriend : No, honey!
    • Thibault : I actually found a used condom under our bed, it wasn’t mine.
  • 10. TO SAY YOU DON’T CARE
    • France Telecom : Steve! If you don’t pay your phone bill, we are going to shut off the service.
    • Steve: Fuck it! There’s no one I want to talk to.
  • 11. IN CASE YOU ARE ANGRY
    • Marc: « I don’t want to meet Philippe. He is such a fuck
    • Arnaud: Fuckin’hell ! Who the fuck is this guy to steal my girlfriend?
  • 12. IN CASE YOU AGREE OR ARE HAPPY
    • Kamel: Would you like to attend Ben’s presentation?
    • Lounis : Fucking-A ! Good fucking idea!
  • 13. WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW
    • Marc : Why the fuck are postmen going to demonstrate tomorrow?
    • Philippe : Fucked if I know !
    • Marc: Ok, on fait comme ça! (©OSS 117 Rio ne répond plus)
  • 14. FUCK UP
    • Chairman: Our branch screwed up the project. Advisor: That’s why we shouldn’t pass our project on these fuck-up guys! They could fuck up a wet dream!
  • 15.
    • Incompetent teacher : Lounis, please stop talking!
    • Lounis: No way! This classroom is mine!
    • Incompetent teacher: I told you shut the fuck up !
    • Lounis: Still no way!
    • Incompetent teacher: Get the fuck up and get out from my classroom!
    • Lounis: Quite impossible! I apologise, little piece of shit!
    • Incompetent teacher: You’re such a fuck up !
    • Lounis: Fuck you !