How to use "fuck" as a fucking native speaker

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Exposé cours d'Anglais M1/M2 Echanges Internationaux
Groupe 2
5 novembre 2009

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How to use "fuck" as a fucking native speaker

  1. 1. HOW TO USE FUCK PROPERLY AS A FUCKING NATIVE SPEAKER Source: « English as a Second F*cking Language », Sterling Johnson, 1995
  2. 2. « You can hear them fucking next door »
  3. 3. Barack : She’s a really good fuck ! Nicolas : I confirm, my friend!
  4. 4. GAIN TIME <ul><li>Jerome just met a girl with a pair of bazongas. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>Jérôme : Rachel. I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you. </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>Rachel: Sorry Jérome. I thought you just wanted to fuck ! </li></ul>
  7. 7. WHEN SOMETHING IS BROKEN <ul><li>Katia: Jesus fuckin’ Christ( © Pulp Fiction)! My TV is fucked !!!!!!! </li></ul>
  8. 8. IF YOU ARE CHEATED <ul><li>Lilia : Hey what’s up? </li></ul><ul><li>Deborah : Lounis fucked me out of 10 € </li></ul>
  9. 9. TO DECEIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND <ul><li>Thibault : Dear, were you fucking around with anyone while I was shopping? </li></ul><ul><li>Girlfriend : No, honey! </li></ul><ul><li>Thibault : I actually found a used condom under our bed, it wasn’t mine. </li></ul>
  10. 10. TO SAY YOU DON’T CARE <ul><li>France Telecom : Steve! If you don’t pay your phone bill, we are going to shut off the service. </li></ul><ul><li>Steve: Fuck it! There’s no one I want to talk to. </li></ul>
  11. 11. IN CASE YOU ARE ANGRY <ul><li>Marc: « I don’t want to meet Philippe. He is such a fuck </li></ul><ul><li>Arnaud: Fuckin’hell ! Who the fuck is this guy to steal my girlfriend? </li></ul>
  12. 12. IN CASE YOU AGREE OR ARE HAPPY <ul><li>Kamel: Would you like to attend Ben’s presentation? </li></ul><ul><li>Lounis : Fucking-A ! Good fucking idea! </li></ul>
  13. 13. WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW <ul><li>Marc : Why the fuck are postmen going to demonstrate tomorrow? </li></ul><ul><li>Philippe : Fucked if I know ! </li></ul><ul><li>Marc: Ok, on fait comme ça! (©OSS 117 Rio ne répond plus) </li></ul>
  14. 14. FUCK UP <ul><li>Chairman: Our branch screwed up the project. Advisor: That’s why we shouldn’t pass our project on these fuck-up guys! They could fuck up a wet dream! </li></ul>
  15. 15. <ul><li>Incompetent teacher : Lounis, please stop talking! </li></ul><ul><li>Lounis: No way! This classroom is mine! </li></ul><ul><li>Incompetent teacher: I told you shut the fuck up ! </li></ul><ul><li>Lounis: Still no way! </li></ul><ul><li>Incompetent teacher: Get the fuck up and get out from my classroom! </li></ul><ul><li>Lounis: Quite impossible! I apologise, little piece of shit! </li></ul><ul><li>Incompetent teacher: You’re such a fuck up ! </li></ul><ul><li>Lounis: Fuck you ! </li></ul>

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