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Exposé cours d'Anglais M1/M2 Echanges Internationaux

Exposé cours d'Anglais M1/M2 Echanges Internationaux
Groupe 2
5 novembre 2009

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    How to use "fuck" as a fucking native speaker How to use "fuck" as a fucking native speaker Presentation Transcript

    • HOW TO USE FUCK PROPERLY AS A FUCKING NATIVE SPEAKER Source: « English as a Second F*cking Language », Sterling Johnson, 1995
    • « You can hear them fucking next door »
    • Barack : She’s a really good fuck ! Nicolas : I confirm, my friend!
    • GAIN TIME
      • Jerome just met a girl with a pair of bazongas.
      • Jérôme : Rachel. I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you.
      • Rachel: Sorry Jérome. I thought you just wanted to fuck !
    • WHEN SOMETHING IS BROKEN
      • Katia: Jesus fuckin’ Christ( © Pulp Fiction)! My TV is fucked !!!!!!!
    • IF YOU ARE CHEATED
      • Lilia : Hey what’s up?
      • Deborah : Lounis fucked me out of 10 €
    • TO DECEIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND
      • Thibault : Dear, were you fucking around with anyone while I was shopping?
      • Girlfriend : No, honey!
      • Thibault : I actually found a used condom under our bed, it wasn’t mine.
    • TO SAY YOU DON’T CARE
      • France Telecom : Steve! If you don’t pay your phone bill, we are going to shut off the service.
      • Steve: Fuck it! There’s no one I want to talk to.
    • IN CASE YOU ARE ANGRY
      • Marc: « I don’t want to meet Philippe. He is such a fuck
      • Arnaud: Fuckin’hell ! Who the fuck is this guy to steal my girlfriend?
    • IN CASE YOU AGREE OR ARE HAPPY
      • Kamel: Would you like to attend Ben’s presentation?
      • Lounis : Fucking-A ! Good fucking idea!
    • WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW
      • Marc : Why the fuck are postmen going to demonstrate tomorrow?
      • Philippe : Fucked if I know !
      • Marc: Ok, on fait comme ça! (©OSS 117 Rio ne répond plus)
    • FUCK UP
      • Chairman: Our branch screwed up the project. Advisor: That’s why we shouldn’t pass our project on these fuck-up guys! They could fuck up a wet dream!
      • Incompetent teacher : Lounis, please stop talking!
      • Lounis: No way! This classroom is mine!
      • Incompetent teacher: I told you shut the fuck up !
      • Lounis: Still no way!
      • Incompetent teacher: Get the fuck up and get out from my classroom!
      • Lounis: Quite impossible! I apologise, little piece of shit!
      • Incompetent teacher: You’re such a fuck up !
      • Lounis: Fuck you !