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Trust me

  1. 1. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never trust a dog to watch your food. </li></ul>- Patrick, Age 10
  2. 2. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. </li></ul>- Matthew, Age 12
  3. 3. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. </li></ul>- Andrew, Age 9
  4. 4. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. </li></ul>- Rocky, Age 9
  5. 5. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning. </li></ul>- Stephanie, Age 8
  6. 6. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. </li></ul>- Rosemary, Age 7
  7. 7. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Don’t flush the john when your dad’s in the shower. </li></ul>- Lamar, Age 10
  8. 8. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes. </li></ul>- Carol, Age 9
  9. 9. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never bug a pregnant mom. </li></ul>- Nicholas, Age 11
  10. 10. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Don’t ever be too full for dessert. </li></ul>- Kelly, Age 10
  11. 11. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>When your dad is mad and asks you “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. </li></ul>- Heather, Age 16
  12. 12. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. </li></ul>- Michael, Age 14
  13. 13. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. </li></ul>- Joel, Age 12
  14. 14. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. </li></ul>- Alyesha, Age 13
  15. 15. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never try to baptize the cat. </li></ul>- Laura, Age 13
  16. 16. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never spit when on a roller coaster. </li></ul>- Scott, Age 11
  17. 17. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it’s moving. </li></ul>- Rob, Age 10
  18. 18. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never tell your little brother that you’re not going to do what your mom told you to do. </li></ul>- Hank, Age 12
  19. 19. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Remember you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand. </li></ul>- Molly, Age 11
  20. 20. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. </li></ul>- Chelsey, Age 7
  21. 21. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Stay away from prunes. </li></ul>- Randy, Age 9
  22. 22. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. </li></ul>- Phillip, Age 13
  23. 23. Trust me. I know… <ul><li>Forget the cake, go for the icing. </li></ul>- Cynthia, Age 8

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