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  • 1. Q U E S T I O N S ??If You have sex with a prostitute against her will, is itconsidered rape or shoplifting?Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they areconsidered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but its only "apenny for your thoughts?" Wheres that extra penny going?
  • 2. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out itwould be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby," when babieswake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  • 3. Why are you IN a movie, but youre ON TV?Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings andthen put money in binoculars to look at things on theground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Theyregoing to see you naked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
  • 4. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupidsong about him?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of acoconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
  • 5. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?Theyre both dogs!If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,why didnt he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come frommorons?
  • 6. Do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have thesame tune? (Why did you just try singing the two songs above?)Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside thehemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, hegets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, hesticks his head out the window?