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OMG ! hindi pa nga naka pag take oath as a senator ito na.....ang YABANG... people of the philippines, lets rise to the challenge !!

OMG ! hindi pa nga naka pag take oath as a senator ito na.....ang YABANG... people of the philippines, lets rise to the challenge !!

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    • So, Whats News?News that won’t make you depressed to read the news.Overconfident Nancy Binay Dares theFilipino People: DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!Posted on May 11, 2013638MAKATI, Philippines — With only two days leftbefore 52 million registered Filipino voters head to their respective precinct to cast their votes,United Nationalist Alliance (UNA) senatorial candidate Nancy Binay held an impromptu pressconference early Saturday morning at her residence for her to make an announcement to theFilipino people.“Thank you all for coming to this last minute press conference,” said a spokesperson forBinay. ”With Monday fast approaching, it is with great confidence for me to introduce yournewest senator, Nancy Binay!”“Salamat po at nakarating kayo. Maaaring nagtataka kayo kung bakit ako nagpatawag tayo ngpress conference (Thank you all for coming. You might be wondering why I called for a pressconference),” said an unkempt Binay, who was still in her pajamas and looked like she justwoke up.“May napanaginipan ako kagabi (Last night, I had a dream),” narrated Binay. “Senador na dawako at gumanda na daw ang buhay ng mga Pilipino (I was a senator and the welfare of theFilipino people was beautiful).““Nung isang araw lang, binilhan ako ni Mommy ng mga damit at sapatos na pangSenado eh .Kaya masasabi ko na sigurado na ang tagumpay ko (Just the other day, mommy bought me a
    • full set of wardrobe for me to wear to the senate. That is why I’m confident to say that myvictory is inevitable).”She went on to add, “Kaya sa mga wala pa ding tiwala o di kaya’y hindi matanggapang siguradong mangyayari (pause) bahala kayo sa buhay nyo (So to all my detractors who hasno faith in my capabilities (pause) that’s your problem)! “When asked by a member of the press how confident she was, the inexperienced candidatequipped, “Confident na confident! Made na made na talaga ako.“But the overconfident candidate did not stop there. Before handing the microphone back to herspokesperson, Binay made another shocking announcement.“In fact, sobrang confident ako na mananalo ako, no matter what, na hinahamon ko angsambayanang Pilipino na huwag akong iboto sa Lunes (In fact, I am so confident of my victorythat I dare the entire Filipino people to not vote for me this coming Monday)!”When asked to repeat what she just said to avoid confusion, she said: “Inuulit ko. Sa mga bobotosa akin sa darating na Lunes, huwag nyo na akong iboto (I repeat. To everyone who’sconsidering voting for me this coming Monday, don’t. Don’t vote for me)!”The previously soft-spoken Binay was now oozing with confidence and bravado that she went onto add, “Sa mga boboto sa akin, please lang ibigay nyo nalang ang boto nyo kay Falcone o dikaya kay Penson (To everyone who will vote for me, please kindly give your vote to eitherFalcone or Penson instead).“In fact, let’s make it more interesting. Dinedare ko kayo na ibigay nyo ang boto nyo kay RisaHontiveros imbes na sa akin (I dare you to instead give your vote to Risa Hontiveros instead ofme).““Tinitiyak ko sa inyo na mananalo pa din ako (I guarantee you all that I will still come out thevictor)!”After that, the press conference was over.Are you up for the challenge? VOTE WISELY.