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    • Successful Marriage Humorous business plancomposed of humorous quotes By: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-Overview course) Values being created "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." – Katharine Hepburn "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late.“ – Max Kauffman Targeted market "When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.“ – George Bernard Shaw Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.comBrief history "Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener." – Pauline Thomason "Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have to hear about the way his mother cooked.“ – Kimberly Broyles "In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced." – Helen Rowland "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!“ – Rodney Dangerfield "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." – Groucho Marx Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-Milestones completed and future plans course) "As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up and listen." – Unknown "Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put in the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." – Herbert Spencer "Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating." – Ray Bandy "No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first." – Cesare Pavese "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." – Unknown Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Marriage Management Skills "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.“ – Montaigne "Why does a woman work ten years to change a mans habits and then complain that hes not the man she married?" – Barbara Streisand "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being." – Oscar Wilde "The four most important words in any marriage..."Ill do the dishes." – Unknown Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Product "Marriage isnt a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse." – P. G. WodehouseOperational plan "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." – Benjamin Franklin Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Development risk "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." – Albert Einstein Risk management strategy "Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side." – Zig Ziglar "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry." – Rita Rudner Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.comGrowth risk "A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted." – Helen Rowland Risk management strategy "For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two." – Ray Romano Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.comOther risks "Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, hell go to sleep before you finish saying it." – Helen Rowland Risk management strategy "Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first." – Billy Sunday Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-Markets course) Market analysis "Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.“ – Stephen B. Leacock "A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it." – Israel Zongwill "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." – Oscar Wilde "The man who says his wife cant take a joke, forgets that she took him." – Oscar Wilde Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course) Competition "Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." – Gilbert K. Chesterton "If it werent for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.“ – UnknownMarketing strategy "That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked." – Bill Cosby Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Funds Required and Uses "Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.“ – James Holt McGavranFinancial Projections "I know youve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." – Johnny Carson Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
    • Successful Marriage Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com THANK YOU!Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com