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Success in love
Success in love
Success in love
Success in love
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Success in love
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Success in love
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  • 1. Success in Love Humorous business plancomposed of humorous quotes By: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com
  • 2. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)OverviewValues being created "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." – Joan Crawford "Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.“ – Oscar Wilde "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant.“ – Henry Miller Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 3. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Targeted market "To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.“ – H. L. Mencken "A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." – Oscar Wilde Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 4. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Brief history "Men always want to be a womans first love – women like to be a mans last romance.“ – Oscar Wilde "Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." – Woody Allen Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 5. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Milestones completed and future plans "Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by loving love.“ – Remy De Gourmount "Woman begins by resisting a mans advances and ends by blocking his retreat.“ – Oscar Wilde "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it." – Zsa Zsa Gabor Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 6. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Love Management Skills "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." – Oscar Wilde "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." – Dorothy Parker Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 7. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Growth Strategy Product "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." – Henry Louis Mencken "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." – Robert Frost "Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind." – Bob Phillips "Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage." – Ambrose Bierce Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 8. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.comOperational plan "If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life." – Oscar Wilde "Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." – Woody Allen "In love, the best way to erase ones face from the tablet of memory is to draw another across it." – Helen Rowland Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 9. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Development risk "There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: young, old, and middle-aged." – Unknown "If men knew all that women think, theyd be twenty times more daring." – Alphonse Karr Risk management strategy "If men knew all that women think, theyd be twenty times more daring." – Alphonse Karr Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 10. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Growth risk "A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle." – P.C. Baudeareil Risk management strategy "Adultery is democracy applied to love." – H. L. Menken "Heres to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!" – Irish joke Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 11. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.comOther risks "All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling." – Oscar Wilde Risk management strategy "My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what shes reading." – Steve Jobs Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 12. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-Markets course)Analysis "Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely." – Basta "After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings." – Austin OMalley "Women are made to be loved, not understood." – Oscar Wilde "Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman." – Woody Allen Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 13. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-CoachHumorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Competition "There is love of course. And then theres life, its enemy." – Jean Anouilh "He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." – Benjamin Franklin Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 14. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Marketing strategy "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." – Erich Segal "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." – Brendan Francis "Im such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." – Woody Allen Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 15. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Funds Required and Uses "Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years." – Henry Fielding "If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: Im cheap!" – Delta Burke "You cant put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." – Melanie Clark "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.“ – Brendon Francis Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 16. Success In Love Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course)Financial Projections "You cant buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." – Henny Youngman "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." – Lord Thomas Robert Dewar Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com
  • 17. Success In Love Humorous Business Plan Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com THANK YOU!Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com

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