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Hey dude!  Would you like to own a house ?? A house you can call home??
Come on, don't gimme that  Reh-tarded  look. You know you can have it!
But....but...I don't 'ave any  mooney !!
But....but...I don't 'ave any  mooney !! Who on earth gave you the  misconception  that you need  money to buy a house ???
But....but...I don't 'ave any  mooney !! Who on earth gave you the  misconception  that you need  money to buy a house ???  All you need is to  D-R-E-A-M  and D-R-E-A-M BIGG!!
unn..umm! Sorry, I din't attend school !! I tend to assume certain things...
unn..umm! Sorry, I din't attend school !! I tend to assume certain things... No problem !! You don't need to care when I am here !
But..who are you, o'  God of the Godless ??
But..who are you, o'  God of the Godless ?? Aah...come on!! Nothin' like that., I'm  Mr. Hotshot  from the  Teddy Mac  group .
Hey, Boss! I've managed to get a  record number  of people on  loan list .
This is going to be the  most enticing philosophy  of the century! The tenet of marrying  shrewd  investment decisions peppered with  lil' philanthropy  and dreams of a home for the making and voila!! You get an  unforgettable  combo!! Oh,yeah!!  Finally my  strategy  seems to be paying off.. Risk Return
You stay here, while I  cook up  another package.. Look, how  I mint more money using these loans ....OH MY GAWD, my intelligence and business sense doesn't seem to know any boundaries!! Risk Return
Here it is!! A pocketful of sunshine !! Loan securities  wrapped  in a  bundle of joy  for the investors! Securities  to  cuddle up with , which  exude a warmth of knowing that your money is growing itself.. but, at the end of the day, they are  risky ...
Oh Come On!! Shakespeare is passé .. There's a lot in a name.. we'll call it.. the  Alpha Grade Structured Credit Enhanced Growth Fund !! Can anyone refute the weight this name carries??  No...not at all, but, are u sure they aren't risky??....umm..lending to these people who don't deserve it..what if they don't pay??
Hail you boss!! Hail you !! Boss!! Foreclosure  my boy ...  Foreclosure  ..  The property they own, would  obviously  become  an asset  few years down the line. Even if the chap fails to pay,  we get the property , whose  value has to increase ! The greatest plight  a genius  has to  suffer  is to explain  himself and his vision  to these  non-Wharton  grads!!
Hey boss!! The people are  not paying their debts..
Hey boss!! The people are  not paying their debts.. Seize the property  .. why disturb me??
Everyone’s selling !!!  Property rates  are  falling  like  Nine Pins !
OH MY GOODNESS...FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY.....WE ARE DOOMED....WE NEED A BAILOUT...WE WERRE DOING GOOD...MUMMMEEEEE Everyone’s selling !!!  Property rates  are  falling  like  Nine Pins !
Hot Shot Hotter Shot Hottest Shot
 

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Credit Crisis Pictualized

  • 1.  
  • 2. Hey dude! Would you like to own a house ?? A house you can call home??
  • 3. Come on, don't gimme that Reh-tarded look. You know you can have it!
  • 5. But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney !! Who on earth gave you the misconception that you need money to buy a house ???
  • 6. But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney !! Who on earth gave you the misconception that you need money to buy a house ??? All you need is to D-R-E-A-M and D-R-E-A-M BIGG!!
  • 7. unn..umm! Sorry, I din't attend school !! I tend to assume certain things...
  • 8. unn..umm! Sorry, I din't attend school !! I tend to assume certain things... No problem !! You don't need to care when I am here !
  • 9. But..who are you, o' God of the Godless ??
  • 10. But..who are you, o' God of the Godless ?? Aah...come on!! Nothin' like that., I'm Mr. Hotshot from the Teddy Mac group .
  • 11. Hey, Boss! I've managed to get a record number of people on loan list .
  • 12. This is going to be the most enticing philosophy of the century! The tenet of marrying shrewd investment decisions peppered with lil' philanthropy and dreams of a home for the making and voila!! You get an unforgettable combo!! Oh,yeah!! Finally my strategy seems to be paying off.. Risk Return
  • 13. You stay here, while I cook up another package.. Look, how I mint more money using these loans ....OH MY GAWD, my intelligence and business sense doesn't seem to know any boundaries!! Risk Return
  • 14. Here it is!! A pocketful of sunshine !! Loan securities wrapped in a bundle of joy for the investors! Securities to cuddle up with , which exude a warmth of knowing that your money is growing itself.. but, at the end of the day, they are risky ...
  • 15. Oh Come On!! Shakespeare is passé .. There's a lot in a name.. we'll call it.. the Alpha Grade Structured Credit Enhanced Growth Fund !! Can anyone refute the weight this name carries?? No...not at all, but, are u sure they aren't risky??....umm..lending to these people who don't deserve it..what if they don't pay??
  • 16. Hail you boss!! Hail you !! Boss!! Foreclosure my boy ... Foreclosure .. The property they own, would obviously become an asset few years down the line. Even if the chap fails to pay, we get the property , whose value has to increase ! The greatest plight a genius has to suffer is to explain himself and his vision to these non-Wharton grads!!
  • 17. Hey boss!! The people are not paying their debts..
  • 18. Hey boss!! The people are not paying their debts.. Seize the property .. why disturb me??
  • 19. Everyone’s selling !!! Property rates are falling like Nine Pins !
  • 20. OH MY GOODNESS...FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY.....WE ARE DOOMED....WE NEED A BAILOUT...WE WERRE DOING GOOD...MUMMMEEEEE Everyone’s selling !!! Property rates are falling like Nine Pins !
  • 21. Hot Shot Hotter Shot Hottest Shot
  • 22.