A prayer for the stressed

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  • 1. A Prayer for the Stressed!
  • 2. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
  • 3. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
  • 4. Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays
  • 5. And help me to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!