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PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Humorous Business Plan "Few great men would have got past personnel." – Paul Goodman "Since we live in an age of innovation, a practical education must prepare a man for work that does not yet exist and cannot yet be clearly defined.“ – Peter Drucker "The leaders say: "Let's be more innovative." The staff says: "Bravo. When do we start?" The mid-level managers say: "Wait a minute, let's think about that. What about… and …? Have you REALLY thought it through? Does this mean I have to change?"" – Claude Legrand Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com Innovation Management Team How To Succeed In Innovation

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