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Mind less  Thoughts  If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stu...
<ul><li>Practice makes perfect..... </li></ul><ul><li>But nobody's perfect...... </li></ul><ul><li>so why practice? </li><...
<ul><li>If it's true that we are here to help others, </li></ul><ul><li>then, what exactly are the others here for? </li><...
<ul><li>Since light travels faster than sound, </li></ul><ul><li>people appear bright until you hear them speak. </li></ul>
<ul><li>Money is not everything. </li></ul><ul><li>There's Mastercard & Visa. </li></ul>
<ul><li>One should love animals. </li></ul><ul><li>They are so tasty. </li></ul>
<ul><li>Save water. </li></ul><ul><li>Shower with your girlfriend. </li></ul>
<ul><li>Love thy neighbor. </li></ul><ul><li>But don't get caught. </li></ul>
<ul><li>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. </li></ul><ul><li>And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two....
<ul><li>Every man should marry. </li></ul><ul><li>After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. </li></ul>
<ul><li>The wise never marry. </li></ul><ul><li>and when they marry they become otherwise. </li></ul>
<ul><li>Love is photogenic </li></ul><ul><li>It needs darkness to develop </li></ul>
<ul><li>Children in backseats cause accidents </li></ul><ul><li>Accidents in backseats cause children </li></ul>
<ul><li>&quot;Your future depends on your dreams&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>So go to sleep </li></ul>
<ul><li>There should be a better way to start a day </li></ul><ul><li>than waking up every morning </li></ul>
<ul><li>&quot;Hard work never killed anybody&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>But why take the risk ! </li></ul>
<ul><li>&quot;Work fascinates me&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>I can look at it for hours ! </li></ul>
<ul><li>God made relatives; </li></ul><ul><li>Thank God we can choose our friends. </li></ul>
<ul><li>When two's company, </li></ul><ul><li>three's the result ! </li></ul>
<ul><li>A dress is like a barbed fence </li></ul><ul><li>It protects the premises without restricting the view </li></ul>
<ul><li>The more you learn, the more you know, </li></ul><ul><li>The more you know, the more you forget </li></ul><ul><li>...
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  1. 1. Mind less Thoughts If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
  2. 2. <ul><li>Practice makes perfect..... </li></ul><ul><li>But nobody's perfect...... </li></ul><ul><li>so why practice? </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>If it's true that we are here to help others, </li></ul><ul><li>then, what exactly are the others here for? </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>Since light travels faster than sound, </li></ul><ul><li>people appear bright until you hear them speak. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>Money is not everything. </li></ul><ul><li>There's Mastercard & Visa. </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>One should love animals. </li></ul><ul><li>They are so tasty. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>Save water. </li></ul><ul><li>Shower with your girlfriend. </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>Love thy neighbor. </li></ul><ul><li>But don't get caught. </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. </li></ul><ul><li>And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>Every man should marry. </li></ul><ul><li>After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>The wise never marry. </li></ul><ul><li>and when they marry they become otherwise. </li></ul>
  12. 12. <ul><li>Love is photogenic </li></ul><ul><li>It needs darkness to develop </li></ul>
  13. 13. <ul><li>Children in backseats cause accidents </li></ul><ul><li>Accidents in backseats cause children </li></ul>
  14. 14. <ul><li>&quot;Your future depends on your dreams&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>So go to sleep </li></ul>
  15. 15. <ul><li>There should be a better way to start a day </li></ul><ul><li>than waking up every morning </li></ul>
  16. 16. <ul><li>&quot;Hard work never killed anybody&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>But why take the risk ! </li></ul>
  17. 17. <ul><li>&quot;Work fascinates me&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>I can look at it for hours ! </li></ul>
  18. 18. <ul><li>God made relatives; </li></ul><ul><li>Thank God we can choose our friends. </li></ul>
  19. 19. <ul><li>When two's company, </li></ul><ul><li>three's the result ! </li></ul>
  20. 20. <ul><li>A dress is like a barbed fence </li></ul><ul><li>It protects the premises without restricting the view </li></ul>
  21. 21. <ul><li>The more you learn, the more you know, </li></ul><ul><li>The more you know, the more you forget </li></ul><ul><li>The more you forget, the less you know </li></ul><ul><li>So.. why learn. </li></ul>
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