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    • Mind less Thoughts If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
      • Practice makes perfect.....
      • But nobody's perfect......
      • so why practice?
      • If it's true that we are here to help others,
      • then, what exactly are the others here for?
      • Since light travels faster than sound,
      • people appear bright until you hear them speak.
      • Money is not everything.
      • There's Mastercard & Visa.
      • One should love animals.
      • They are so tasty.
      • Save water.
      • Shower with your girlfriend.
      • Love thy neighbor.
      • But don't get caught.
      • Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
      • And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
      • Every man should marry.
      • After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
      • The wise never marry.
      • and when they marry they become otherwise.
      • Love is photogenic
      • It needs darkness to develop
      • Children in backseats cause accidents
      • Accidents in backseats cause children
      • "Your future depends on your dreams"
      • So go to sleep
      • There should be a better way to start a day
      • than waking up every morning
      • "Hard work never killed anybody"
      • But why take the risk !
      • "Work fascinates me"
      • I can look at it for hours !
      • God made relatives;
      • Thank God we can choose our friends.
      • When two's company,
      • three's the result !
      • A dress is like a barbed fence
      • It protects the premises without restricting the view
      • The more you learn, the more you know,
      • The more you know, the more you forget
      • The more you forget, the less you know
      • So.. why learn.