THE MIRACLE OF STOPPINGTHE RAIN Maybe this Thank you! Oh come What a willon! show great day King Achav Hey God! for a Nothat prophet to more HaShem is have a rain!!! inpicnic charge
THE MIRACLE OF GETTINGFED BY THE RAVENS Well, huh? that I Oh,now thanks don’t have I God, now a have learned picnic, I’’m compassion hungry!
THE MIRACLE OF SAVING THEBOY I dont have a single La dee da piece of bread in the house, da, just dee only a handful of gathering flour left in the jar and a wood, it is little cooking oil in the bottommythe jug. I was only of son God told me that just gathering a few and me at “The pitcher of sticks to cook this last flour shall not end home these meal, and then my son Oh, and can I That’s can I Hey, okay, days nor will the flask of and I will die. oilhave some do diminished be as you water please? bread too, wish, but until the day the make food for please? Lord gives rain upon the land.” me first
A FEW DAYSLATER…
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OK kid, let’s God, why try to you did bringyou back to bring unto thislife. widowevil as well?
Now I See, know your that you son is are a alive. Man ofGod andthe word of theLord thatis in yourmouth, is true
THEMIRACLES ATHAR CARMEL
LET’S ZOOM INA BIT, SHALLWE?
Now therefore I have not send, and Israel; troubled gather but me all and thy to thou, Israel Art thou hesay Ok, if you that fathers mount in unto house,troubleth Israel? so Carmel, and the that ye have prophets of the forsaken Baal four hundred and commandments of fifty,LORD, and the and the prophets of the thou hast followed Baalim. groves four hundred, which eat at Jezebels table.
IUntil whenthe If HaShem will alone am is you continue God, followlast prophet of HaShem, and We will give him, if Baal is hopping God prophets them two bulls, the , go after between two of ideas?! him. Baal are they will 450 men. choose one for themselves, and cut it up and place it on the wood, but no fire. I will take the other bull and put it on wood, and also not fire on it.
Since Baaloutthe Now, call is in The namethey will majority, deity will the true of your answer with fire!This is go firstI will deity, and good call out in the name of HaShem
BAAL! OH BAAL! COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!
Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleeps, and must be awakenedAARGH !
Comenear tome andwatch this!
Fill for me fourpitchers ofwater andpour themon the bulland on the wood
A third time!
HaShem,, God of Answer me, HaShem, answer Avraham, Yitzchak, Yaakov, me, and this and Yisrael, today people shall knowlet it be knownthe that You are thatLord God, God You you are and in have turnedthat I Israel, and their hearts backward. am Your servant, and at your word I have done all these things
No, I hate that Seize the prophets of cliché! Baal, let none escape!We’llheadthemoff at thepass! HaShem is God, HaShem is God!
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Go up, eat and drink,Ooh, yay, for now you food! will hear the rumbling sound of rain.
Go again Go lookThere is towardsnothing the sea
There is a cloud Go tell Kingas small Achav, “Go, as your hitch the horses hand, to the chariots rising and get out, infrom the case the rain sea. stops you” That would be my cue to exit.
Arise and eat, the Arise and journey is eat! Enough, too much for Thank you for Thank you,HaShem you the meal, see back to sleepplease kill you around. me so that Izeveldoes not!
FORTY DAYSLATER WITHHAVE HAVINGNO FOOD ORDRINK…
That is and stand Go out not where Eliyahu, what are you doing here? in HaShem is the mountain before the Lord, I have been zealous for the Lord, the God of Hosts, for thechildren of Israel have forsaken Your covenant. They havetorn down Your altars and they have killed Your prophets by the sword, and I have remained alone, and they seek my life to take it.
Nor is that whereHaShem is
And that too isWhat are younot HaShem. doing here Eliyahu? I have been zealous for the Lord, the God of Hosts, for the Children of Israel have forsaken Your covenant, they have torn down Your altars, and they have killed Your prophets by the sword, and I alone remain, and they seek my soul to take it.