LEARN BROGRAMMING THE HARD WAY ROB CHAD SPECTRE @dN0t
GET WITH THE BROGRAM
MAKING BROGRAMMERS SINCE BEFORE YOUR MOM
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED
SOME DUDES CAN'T HANG
COOL STORY BRO
JERSEY. YUP.
LOW LEVEL CODE IS FOR CHUMPS
DICTATOR OF THE BROLETARIAT
WATCH AND LEARN SCRUBS
THE BROTOCOL: GROK, TRUNK, LEARN
GROK IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
BOOKS ARE PRETTY SWEET
CLRSS NEW ED WITH BMF STEEZY
THE PRAGMATIC BROGRAMMER
RESACTORING FIXING YOUR GRUNGE, BRO
ON THE BRO'D JACK KEROUAC
PROBIE DICK HERMAN MELVILLE
MY LIFE BILL CLINTON
THIS BRO CAN FIT JUNK IN HIS TRUNK
EPIC UTILITY BELTS
PUTTING THE MAN BACK IN MVC
SQL I'M SO OVER IT
THE NO IS FOR “NO GIRLS”
BROSQL IS TOTALLY CHILL
MESSAGING IS BETTER WITH PYTHON
THIS DUDE CAN RAGE
SICK BRO IS SICK
BORING BRO IS BORING
STACHE BRO IS STASHTASTIC
CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
WHAT, BRO?
LIVE IT UP 24/7
LIVE IT UP AT THE GYM
FITNESS BALLS ARE WEAK BALLS
BRING THE GYM TO THE OFFICE
BRING THE GYM TO THE OFFICE
BRING THE GYM TO THE DATACENTER
BRING THE GYM TO MEETINGS
LIVE IT UP AT THE PARTY
GO BIG OR GO TO YOUR MOM
I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
CONFORM TO THE BROTOCOL
GTL EVERYDAY BRO
@dN0t RSPECTRE  @TWILIO.COM GITHUB.COM /RobSpectre/Talks BROOKLYNHACKER.COM
THANK YOU !
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Brogramming: A definitive primer from Twilio

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Brogramming: A definitive primer from Twilio

  1. 1. LEARN BROGRAMMING THE HARD WAY ROB CHAD SPECTRE @dN0t
  2. 2. GET WITH THE BROGRAM
  3. 3. MAKING BROGRAMMERS SINCE BEFORE YOUR MOM
  4. 4. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED
  5. 5. SOME DUDES CAN'T HANG
  6. 6. COOL STORY BRO
  7. 7. JERSEY. YUP.
  8. 8. LOW LEVEL CODE IS FOR CHUMPS
  9. 9. DICTATOR OF THE BROLETARIAT
  10. 10. WATCH AND LEARN SCRUBS
  11. 11. THE BROTOCOL: GROK, TRUNK, LEARN
  12. 12. GROK IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
  13. 13. BOOKS ARE PRETTY SWEET
  14. 14. CLRSS NEW ED WITH BMF STEEZY
  15. 15. THE PRAGMATIC BROGRAMMER
  16. 16. RESACTORING FIXING YOUR GRUNGE, BRO
  17. 17. ON THE BRO'D JACK KEROUAC
  18. 18. PROBIE DICK HERMAN MELVILLE
  19. 19. MY LIFE BILL CLINTON
  20. 20. THIS BRO CAN FIT JUNK IN HIS TRUNK
  21. 21. EPIC UTILITY BELTS
  22. 22. PUTTING THE MAN BACK IN MVC
  23. 23. SQL I'M SO OVER IT
  24. 24. THE NO IS FOR “NO GIRLS”
  25. 25. BROSQL IS TOTALLY CHILL
  26. 26. MESSAGING IS BETTER WITH PYTHON
  27. 27. THIS DUDE CAN RAGE
  28. 28. SICK BRO IS SICK
  29. 29. BORING BRO IS BORING
  30. 30. STACHE BRO IS STASHTASTIC
  31. 31. CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
  32. 32. CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
  33. 33. CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
  34. 34. CLASSICAL MAKES BETTER CODE
  35. 35. WHAT, BRO?
  36. 36. LIVE IT UP 24/7
  37. 37. LIVE IT UP AT THE GYM
  38. 38. FITNESS BALLS ARE WEAK BALLS
  39. 39. BRING THE GYM TO THE OFFICE
  40. 40. BRING THE GYM TO THE OFFICE
  41. 41. BRING THE GYM TO THE DATACENTER
  42. 42. BRING THE GYM TO MEETINGS
  43. 43. LIVE IT UP AT THE PARTY
  44. 44. GO BIG OR GO TO YOUR MOM
  45. 45. I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
  46. 46. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  47. 47. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  48. 48. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  49. 49. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  50. 50. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  51. 51. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  52. 52. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  53. 53. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  54. 54. THE HARDEST CORE DRINKING GAME
  55. 55. CONFORM TO THE BROTOCOL
  56. 56. GTL EVERYDAY BRO
  57. 57. @dN0t RSPECTRE @TWILIO.COM GITHUB.COM /RobSpectre/Talks BROOKLYNHACKER.COM
  58. 58. THANK YOU !

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