A PRESENTATION BY TRISTANALL THE ROBINS
Robin the First:                   Richard John GraysonThis loser here is Richard “Dick” Grayson. He was anacrobat in Hale...
There are a lot of variations…                       Dickiebird’s Robin Suit                       has been depicted a lot...
Dick Grayson: After Robin         As all children do, this         Robin eventually had to         leave the nest. He beca...
Nowadays he wears a  much…nicer suit.
The Batman ChapterThrough a series ofevents much toocomplex to explain in    He wasthis presentation, the   quite         ...
ROBIN THE SECOND:Jason Todd, the second                       Jason Peter ToddRobin, is easily the mostbadass Robin out of...
Jason wasn’t Robin for very long…             …because some of the fans were ASSHOLES             and voted for him to DIE...
By an unexpected turn of        events…                   …Jason didn’t uh.                    Stay dead.
So now he’s a vigilante.A real one. He actuallykills people. ObviouslyBruce isn’t happyabout that but Jasonreally doesn’t ...
Robin the Third: Carrie Kelly(Depending on theUniverse), Carrie Kelly isRobin for a brief timebetween Jason and thenext Ro...
Plus her weapon of choice is a      fucking slingshot        This girl is badass
Robin the Third(2): TimothyTimmy is usually theone you see being the Jackson Drakethird Robin. He’s prettyfucking awesome....
After Robin…He became Red Robin. After Bruce died, these losers had a huge battle for the mantle,because Jason was all “Bl...
Robin the Fourth: Stephanie BrownThis badassmotherfucker isStephanie Brown. She’sthe second femaleRobin, she’s a hugebadas...
After Robin…               Steph became Batgirl, then Spoiler.She’s still a fucking badass. AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE FUCK YO...
Robin the Fifth: Damian Wayne                     Damian (aka the little                     bitch or lil d) became       ...
After Robin……Nothing yet dumbass he’s still Robin     He’s Ten he can’t do anything yet.                  Sorry Dami you’r...
AND BRUCE LOVES ALL OF THEM  (EVEN YOU JASON SHUSH)          THE END
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  1. 1. A PRESENTATION BY TRISTANALL THE ROBINS
  2. 2. Robin the First: Richard John GraysonThis loser here is Richard “Dick” Grayson. He was anacrobat in Haley’s Circus before his parents were killed bya mobster. Bruce Wayne took him in (the first of manystray children the billionaire adopted) and, after Dickfound out that Bruce was Batman, he allowed Dick tobecome his partner – the first Robin. Dickieboy is the Golden Child of the family he’s the only one who actually has the courage to slap some sense into Bruce when he needs it
  3. 3. There are a lot of variations… Dickiebird’s Robin Suit has been depicted a lot of different ways in a lot of different animated and comic book series. (the kid’s got a terrible sense of fashion out of costume though) So to avoid confusion, THESE ARE ALL DICK GRAYSON. Shown: Detective Comics, Teen Titans (cartoon), The Batman (cartoon), Young Justice (cartoon and comic), and Batman: The Animated Series
  4. 4. Dick Grayson: After Robin As all children do, this Robin eventually had to leave the nest. He became the hero now known as Nightwing (or Discowing…) He uh. Picked his own costume the first time around.. .I like to think that someone else helped him with the newer designs… (I did mention he had a terrible sense of fashion, right?)
  5. 5. Nowadays he wears a much…nicer suit.
  6. 6. The Batman ChapterThrough a series ofevents much toocomplex to explain in He wasthis presentation, the quite literallydoofus formerly known theas Nightwing became happiest batmanBatman for a brief there ever wastime. and ever will be.
  7. 7. ROBIN THE SECOND:Jason Todd, the second Jason Peter ToddRobin, is easily the mostbadass Robin out of allof them. He met Bruce Jaybird is the blackin an alley one night – sheep of thetrying to STEAL THE batfamily. He’s sickFUCKING TIRES OFF of Bruce’s bullshitTHE BATMOBILE! and he lets himBruce made him Robin know it.shortly after Dick left togo be Nightwing.
  8. 8. Jason wasn’t Robin for very long… …because some of the fans were ASSHOLES and voted for him to DIE in a TERRIBLE EXPLOSION and be BEATEN TO DEATH BY A FUCKING CROWBAR!!!!!! BY THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!! Bruce sees this as his greatest failure to this day.
  9. 9. By an unexpected turn of events… …Jason didn’t uh. Stay dead.
  10. 10. So now he’s a vigilante.A real one. He actuallykills people. ObviouslyBruce isn’t happyabout that but Jasonreally doesn’t give anyfucks.
  11. 11. Robin the Third: Carrie Kelly(Depending on theUniverse), Carrie Kelly isRobin for a brief timebetween Jason and thenext RobinShe’s basically the mostkickass lady ever SHEBECAME ROBIN BYBUYING A FUCKINGROBIN SUIT ONLINEAND JUST PATROLINGTHE CITY WITHOUTBRUCE’S SANCTION ICANTI’m proud of her
  12. 12. Plus her weapon of choice is a fucking slingshot This girl is badass
  13. 13. Robin the Third(2): TimothyTimmy is usually theone you see being the Jackson Drakethird Robin. He’s prettyfucking awesome. Soserious all the time, it’shilarious.He’s the son of Jackand Janet Drake – bothrich like Bruce. Hefigured out Batman andRobin’s identity all onhis own, the smart littlefucker. (back when Dickwas Robin.)I’ll be straight with you Idon’t know a whole lotabout Tim’s personality,except that he acts a lotlike Bruce most of thetime.
  14. 14. After Robin…He became Red Robin. After Bruce died, these losers had a huge battle for the mantle,because Jason was all “BlAAAAH IM BATMAN” and Dick and Tim were like “uh no Jason”and he’s like “FUCK YOU IM KILLING PEOPLE AND BEING BATMAN” so they all foughtand Dick won so Tim became Red Robin.
  15. 15. Robin the Fourth: Stephanie BrownThis badassmotherfucker isStephanie Brown. She’sthe second femaleRobin, she’s a hugebadass. She was batgirlfor a while (but that’sanother story foranother powerpoint),faked her own death,yada yada. She’skickass. She and Timhave a thing goin on.
  16. 16. After Robin… Steph became Batgirl, then Spoiler.She’s still a fucking badass. AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE FUCK YOU DC FOR ERASING HER FROM THE COMICSSSSS
  17. 17. Robin the Fifth: Damian Wayne Damian (aka the little bitch or lil d) became Robin while Dickie was Batman. He’s actually Bruce’s only legit son. He’s a stubborn little bastard and half the time everyone wants to punch him in the face, but Dick loves him to death. God this kid gets annoying though like man.
  18. 18. After Robin……Nothing yet dumbass he’s still Robin He’s Ten he can’t do anything yet. Sorry Dami you’re too little.
  19. 19. AND BRUCE LOVES ALL OF THEM (EVEN YOU JASON SHUSH) THE END

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