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    • My husband and I divorced over religious differences .
      He thought he was God, and I didn't.
    • There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
      Before marriage and after marriage.
    • Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
      Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but
      when they go, they take your house and car...
    • Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
      Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
      The Lord replies, "A minute."
      Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
      The Lord replies, "A penny.."
      Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
      The Lord replies, "In a minute."
    • A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.
      What do you think I should do?"
      "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is
      Larry's bar?"
    • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
    • An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
      remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
      The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me
      the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
      The old man says without hesitation,
      "I now pronounce you man and wife."
    • For Sale :
      Wedding dress, size 8.
      Worn once by mistake.
    • A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
      The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
      The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
      The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
      The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
      The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to
      her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
      A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.
      You want my advice?"
      The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
      "Take the poison
    • Artists:
      Cats : MyreaPetitt
      Rest-Janet Skiles
      2010