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Weapons

  1. 1. Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia
  2. 2. Rules : Prohibited !! 1. Use of Iron Sights 2. Aiming 3. Supported Firing Stance Compulsory : 1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances 2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing 3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations 4. Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam
  3. 3. The Following slides are perfect examples as actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF
  4. 4. The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance, ensure you where pants 6 times too big and your favourite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect
  5. 5. Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair
  6. 6. ‘ Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo combined with a side shoot, simply magical
  7. 7. Don’t forget ‘bring a mate’ day, crew served weapons are ideal in this situation
  8. 8. An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face, combining the robot and practicing your favourite karaoke song Old matey hates ants
  9. 9. Anti Aircraft Firing Position. Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed
  10. 10. Lying supported with Slinky Toy Option for those quiet moments
  11. 11. The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method. With special appearance by Santa Clause
  12. 12. Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky and guaranteed to keep you afloat. Very VERY unreliable as a Flak Jacket! Nice ‘Game Face’ however.
  13. 13. The difficult to execute but VERY Stylish ‘ Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance
  14. 14. The latest in RPG Firing Positions. The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look. Will NOT work without the cape. Ensure you don’t lose your 3rd world communications whilst firing!
  15. 15. One must never neglect ones dusting because one is in Combat
  16. 16. The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed, full burst on auto firing method, is a must for instilling fear into the enemy.
  17. 17. One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlookers is this method. The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method. Note also the subtle method of allowing a long string of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allow your enemy to see that the least of your worries is a shortage of rounds.

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