1. John Tranfaglia
Terrorist, pedophile, murderer,
wookie, hipster?

2. People with Beards by Percentage
Terrorists
Pedophiles
Murderers
Wookies
Hipsters
Productive members of
society
Homeless

3. Famous Terrorists With Beards
• Osama Bin Laden
• Richard Reid (shoe bomber)
• Yusuf Islam
• John Tranfaglia

4. Famous Pedophiles With Beards
• Every Pedophile.
• EVER.

5. Famous Murderers With Beards
• Albert Fish
• Charles Manson
• Richard Angelo
• John Tranfaglia

6. Famous Wookies With Beards
• Chewbacca
• John Tranfaglia

7. Hipsters With Beards
• Every last fucking one of them.

8. Homeless People With Beards
• Joaquin Phoenix

9. People Who Look Good With Beards
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Abraham Lincoln
• Charlie Day
• George Clooney
• Not John Tranfaglia

10. People Without Beards
• President Barack Obama
• Prime Minister Stephen Harper
• John Tranfaglia (C. December 2009)

11. Reasons to Shave Your Beard
• You look like a:
– Terrorist
– Pedophile
– Murderer
– Wookie
– Hipster
– Homeless Person

12. SHAVE YOUR FUCKING BEARD
• Any questions?