John should shave

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John should shave

  1. 1. John Tranfaglia Terrorist, pedophile, murderer, wookie, hipster?
  2. 2. People with Beards by Percentage Terrorists Pedophiles Murderers Wookies Hipsters Productive members of society Homeless
  3. 3. Famous Terrorists With Beards • Osama Bin Laden • Richard Reid (shoe bomber) • Yusuf Islam • John Tranfaglia
  4. 4. Famous Pedophiles With Beards • Every Pedophile. • EVER.
  5. 5. Famous Murderers With Beards • Albert Fish • Charles Manson • Richard Angelo • John Tranfaglia
  6. 6. Famous Wookies With Beards • Chewbacca • John Tranfaglia
  7. 7. Hipsters With Beards • Every last fucking one of them.
  8. 8. Homeless People With Beards • Joaquin Phoenix
  9. 9. People Who Look Good With Beards • Samuel L. Jackson • Abraham Lincoln • Charlie Day • George Clooney • Not John Tranfaglia
  10. 10. People Without Beards • President Barack Obama • Prime Minister Stephen Harper • John Tranfaglia (C. December 2009)
  11. 11. Reasons to Shave Your Beard • You look like a: – Terrorist – Pedophile – Murderer – Wookie – Hipster – Homeless Person
  12. 12. SHAVE YOUR FUCKING BEARD • Any questions?

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