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Jokes Sumedhe
Jokes Sumedhe
Jokes Sumedhe
Jokes Sumedhe
Jokes Sumedhe
Jokes Sumedhe
Jokes Sumedhe
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Jokes Sumedhe
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Jokes Sumedhe

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  • 1. Jokes Sumedhe
  • 2. (1) Equation…. <ul><li>Teacher tells a student </li></ul><ul><li> a=b </li></ul><ul><li> b=c </li></ul><ul><li>implies a=c. </li></ul><ul><li>Tell me an example </li></ul>
  • 3. <ul><li>Student replies; </li></ul><ul><li> I love u </li></ul><ul><li>u love your daughter </li></ul><ul><li>so I love your daughter </li></ul>
  • 4. (2) Big Sound….. <ul><li>Guide: </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot;I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world&apos;s largest 
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 
supersonic planes passing by can&apos;t be heard. 
 </li></ul>
  • 5. <ul><li>Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls? </li></ul>
  • 6. (4)Wash Room….! <ul><li>I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot;Hi, how are you?&amp;quot; </li></ul><ul><li>I&apos;m not the type to start a conversation in the men&apos;s restroom but I don&apos;t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot;Doing&apos; just fine!&amp;quot; </li></ul>
  • 7. <ul><li>And the other guy says: </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot;So what are you up to?&amp;quot; </li></ul><ul><li>What kind of question is that? ハ A t that point, I&apos;m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot; Uhhh, I&apos;m like you, just traveling!&amp;quot; </li></ul>
  • 8. <ul><li>At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot;Can I come over?&amp;quot; </li></ul><ul><li>Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. </li></ul><ul><li>I tell him, </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot;No........I&apos;m a little busy right now!!!” </li></ul>
  • 9. <ul><li>Then I hear the guy say nervously... </li></ul><ul><li>&amp;quot;Listen, I&apos;ll have to call you back. T here&apos;s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!&amp;quot; </li></ul>
  • 10. Click! (4) Bad Morning....!
  • 11. Click! (5) Wrong Question….?
  • 12. Thank you!

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