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    • Jokes Sumedhe
    • (1) Equation….
      • Teacher tells a student
      • a=b
      • b=c
      • implies a=c.
      • Tell me an example
      • Student replies;
      • I love u
      • u love your daughter
      • so I love your daughter
    • (2) Big Sound…..
      • Guide:
      • "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest 
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. 

      • Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?
    • (4)Wash Room….!
      • I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
      • "Hi, how are you?"
      • I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
      • "Doing' just fine!"
      • And the other guy says:
      • "So what are you up to?"
      • What kind of question is that? ハ A t that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
      • " Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
      • At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
      • "Can I come over?"
      • Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
      • I tell him,
      • "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!”
      • Then I hear the guy say nervously...
      • "Listen, I'll have to call you back. T here's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
    • Click! (4) Bad Morning....!
    • Click! (5) Wrong Question….?
    • Thank you!