PERFECT APHORISMS AND CARTOONS

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A collection of aphorisms and cartoons that address almost all issues people are annoyed with, no matter whether they are low ranked clerks and workers or CEOs, prime ministers and kings. If you have any dilemma once you finish reading the e-book CLOSE YOUR EYES THE FUTURE HAS JUST BEGUN, and it will disappear.

You will know the origin of the global crisis and how important the bootlicking force really is, whether it is worth to trade your soul for money, as well as what disadvantages of broadband Internet in Ancient Greece were.

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PERFECT APHORISMS AND CARTOONS

  1. 2. If the Internet had been in ancient Greece, then Plato would have been a blogger. We don’t mind braindrain. Frankly, we don’t even need brains.
  2. 3. Aphorism is a piece of wisdom that we desperately do not need at all. Aphorism is like a pill – unpleasantly bitter at first with a positive effect later.
  3. 4. When life is a lottery, poverty is a dominant destiny. If he had not started writing petitions, he would never have discovered his talent for writing.
  4. 6. The truth is revoked again by superior goals. Once upon a time there were West, East, North and South. Today, there is only the West and the rest.
  5. 7. Upon arrest, the writer figured out the point of the proverb – silence is golden. A writer is still at large. Police cannot understand what his metaphors stand for.
  6. 8. How do I find a doormat for cleaning sullied honor? History is written in blood. Only signatures are in ink.
  7. 10. Negotiations are a matter of democracy; therefore, humans must talk to devils. History is made by the lives of ordinary people and signatures of selected ones.
  8. 11. If the devil wins the next election, travel to the Hell will be visa free. Ordinary people still don’t know how important they are to leaders.
  9. 12. The issue of occupation or liberation usually depends on the point of view. Globalism is the worldwide revenge of capitalists.
  10. 14. Serious problems will occur at the point when riot police become class aware. No problem…Government supplies of tear gas are enough to make the whole nation cry.
  11. 15. The lack of heating gas doesn’t annoy the Government…there is enough tear gas. Angels fight devils, due to collecting tolls on the highway to the Hell.
  12. 16. Visas for Hell are available…hurry up. Visas for Hell are free of charge.
  13. 18. It seems the devil issues visas for both Heaven and Hell. People like to live “united,” no matter whether it is the Soviet or European Union.
  14. 19. As oil prices get closer to the maximum, human lives` prices get closer to the minimum. It doesn’t necessarily mean if one saves his life, that he saves his soul too.
  15. 20. The State definition of a baby – a newborn taxpayer. Politicians do not fight for higher birthrates, but for new taxpayers.
  16. 23. COMPLETE E-BOOK OF APHORISMS AND CARTOON S CLOSE YOUR EYES THE FUTURE HAS JUST BEGUN WRITTEN BY ALEKSANDAR KRZAVAC DOWNLOADABLE FROM AMAZON, BARNES & NOBLE, ITUNES AND LULU www.amazon.com/dp/B00696J51O www.barnesandnoble.com/s/krzavac-aleksandar www.lulu.com/product/ebook/close-your-eyes-the-future-has-just-begun/18668032 itunes.apple.com/us/book/close-your-eyes-future-has/id480763391

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