Why Divorce?Husband & Wife - Love Your EnemyFrom his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I dieI want you to marry Samy.""Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! Ive suffered all these yearsso let him suffer now."Husband & Wife - Wedding RingAt the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Arent you wearing yourwedding ring on the wrong finger? "The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."Husband & Wife - Same ServiceA husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, Iwould come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and ourcute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years its all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers
and my wife runs around barking.""Why complain?" said the counselor. "Youre still getting the same service!"Husband & Wife - Talk About HusbandOne woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband,but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever saidanything bad about him?"Husband & Wife - Love To DoA wife, one evening, drew her husbands attention to the couple next door andsaid,"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time theymeet. Why dont you do that?""I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I dont know her well enough."Husband & Wife - No Answer BackA man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shoutingat me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The manreplied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none ofthem dares to answer back.Husband & Wife - Come Home LateA woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always camehome late, no matter how she tried to stop him."Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husbandcame home at three oclock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Isthat you, Jim?" And that cured him."Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, hisname is Bill."
Husband & Wife - Father Problem"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "whats your problem?" He replied,"Im going to be a father." "But thats wonderful," I said. "Whats wonderful?My wife doesnt know about it yet.