just a powerpoint on warriors for tumblr lol

1. The fundamental basics of
warrior cats
By tumblr user tigersw4g

2. OKAY.
• Lets start with firestar
• Without this fucker the
forest will be as fucked as
a fuckery can be
• He started from the
bottom and now he’s here
• You can not not love
firestar
The fandom loves to debate *cough send death threats on cough* whether he is
tabby or plain
Apparently he doesn’t like waffles

3. Now the clans.
ThunderClan is basically where all the shit goes down
ShadowClan are said to
be these cold
Hearted badasses but
theyre actually
Pretty cuddly once u get
to know them(cough
cough tawnypelt
WindClan like running
and some of them
have anger issues Do not get attached
to a RiverClan cat
bc they will die and
it will break ur heart

4. NOW THE BADDIES
TIGERSTAR.
He WILL fuck your
shit up
He is one bad
motherfucker
He also has a soft
spot for a certain
homosexual dark
tabby tom aka
Darkstripe and he
has a son but he
doesn’t really lift
If Brokenstar was human
he would of gone to a
mental hospital bc he did
some fucked up shit eg.
Enforced child labour
These guys are just
badass in general
especially
mapleshade she is a
tough chick
This guy wasn’t too bad he
just wanted blackstars D

5. • Sometimes I feel that the series should be
called Angst cats bc there is a hell load of angst
that will break you. And people ship these
angsty bitches
• We also ship jealous bitches and we call dat
envyshipping
Oh yeh the fandom luvs
angsty yaoi

6. Then there is the fandom
You should know that were fiesty like
all of us and we have strong opinions
that we will rub in ur face
There are two sides to the fandom-the offensive
and the defensive. The offensive try to find a fault
in every character and go along with popular
opinions. The defensive find
good in every character and justify their actions
and I love them bitches.
And we sail and make
plenty of ships
because this fandom
specialises in making
the most awkward
and random pairings
possible. Incase I
forgot to mention, we
love gay couples and
the angstier the better
I will never get over
how talented some
of our artists are
And we
write
great
fanfictio
n

7. There are also superpowers
This motherfucker right here
is an emo psychic medicine
cat and he has a stick fetish
This
dude will
fuck u up
cuz he is
badass.
Like, he
fought
off a fox
all on his
own like
how cool
is that
This chick aint
just another
affair-loving
pretty thing, she
can hear u sleep
quite literally.

8. The canon story goes from very good to
did the author pull that idea out of
their arse
These 2 were one night stands
that ended in nothing but angst
and a few plot twists
Wtf did I just read
But in
general
the plot is
great like
at times I
was like
“WOW der
did not see
dat comin”
Lol a series for kids u say

9. Oops I forgot to say that the cats are
fucking religious
This is where the
dead cats go except
theyre not actually
dead (because for
some fucking reason
they can fight and
interact with life
cats??) but just exist
in *katy perry voice*
a different
dimension
This is where u go if u
slept with someone from
a different clan or killed
a few cats
Then here are the
atheists
This dude
seems to
always be on
his man period
bc at one
second he is a
fluffy ball of fur
and then he
goes to a fiesty
piece of shit

10. So to summarise, warrior cats is
an angst-filled, addictive series
with a lot of fighting that will
break ur heart and then play
basketball with it but will also
make u question reality to
some extent (and wonder how
no one ever noticed highly
intelligent cats living in colonies
and having daily organised
rituals
My old OC spiderman. Hey, it could
be worse.
Did I fucking mention how fucking talented
the fandom is