The fundamental basics of
warrior cats
By tumblr user tigersw4g
OKAY.
• Lets start with firestar
• Without this fucker the
forest will be as fucked as
a fuckery can be
• He started from ...
Now the clans.
ThunderClan is basically where all the shit goes down
ShadowClan are said to
be these cold
Hearted badasses...
NOW THE BADDIES
TIGERSTAR.
He WILL fuck your
shit up
He is one bad
motherfucker
He also has a soft
spot for a certain
homo...
• Sometimes I feel that the series should be
called Angst cats bc there is a hell load of angst
that will break you. And p...
Then there is the fandom
You should know that were fiesty like
all of us and we have strong opinions
that we will rub in u...
There are also superpowers
This motherfucker right here
is an emo psychic medicine
cat and he has a stick fetish
This
dude...
The canon story goes from very good to
did the author pull that idea out of
their arse
These 2 were one night stands
that ...
Oops I forgot to say that the cats are
fucking religious
This is where the
dead cats go except
theyre not actually
dead (b...
So to summarise, warrior cats is
an angst-filled, addictive series
with a lot of fighting that will
break ur heart and the...
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The fundamental basics of warrior cats

  1. 1. The fundamental basics of warrior cats By tumblr user tigersw4g
  2. 2. OKAY. • Lets start with firestar • Without this fucker the forest will be as fucked as a fuckery can be • He started from the bottom and now he’s here • You can not not love firestar The fandom loves to debate *cough send death threats on cough* whether he is tabby or plain Apparently he doesn’t like waffles
  3. 3. Now the clans. ThunderClan is basically where all the shit goes down ShadowClan are said to be these cold Hearted badasses but theyre actually Pretty cuddly once u get to know them(cough cough tawnypelt WindClan like running and some of them have anger issues Do not get attached to a RiverClan cat bc they will die and it will break ur heart
  4. 4. NOW THE BADDIES TIGERSTAR. He WILL fuck your shit up He is one bad motherfucker He also has a soft spot for a certain homosexual dark tabby tom aka Darkstripe and he has a son but he doesn’t really lift If Brokenstar was human he would of gone to a mental hospital bc he did some fucked up shit eg. Enforced child labour These guys are just badass in general especially mapleshade she is a tough chick This guy wasn’t too bad he just wanted blackstars D
  5. 5. • Sometimes I feel that the series should be called Angst cats bc there is a hell load of angst that will break you. And people ship these angsty bitches • We also ship jealous bitches and we call dat envyshipping Oh yeh the fandom luvs angsty yaoi
  6. 6. Then there is the fandom You should know that were fiesty like all of us and we have strong opinions that we will rub in ur face There are two sides to the fandom-the offensive and the defensive. The offensive try to find a fault in every character and go along with popular opinions. The defensive find good in every character and justify their actions and I love them bitches. And we sail and make plenty of ships because this fandom specialises in making the most awkward and random pairings possible. Incase I forgot to mention, we love gay couples and the angstier the better I will never get over how talented some of our artists are And we write great fanfictio n
  7. 7. There are also superpowers This motherfucker right here is an emo psychic medicine cat and he has a stick fetish This dude will fuck u up cuz he is badass. Like, he fought off a fox all on his own like how cool is that This chick aint just another affair-loving pretty thing, she can hear u sleep quite literally.
  8. 8. The canon story goes from very good to did the author pull that idea out of their arse These 2 were one night stands that ended in nothing but angst and a few plot twists Wtf did I just read But in general the plot is great like at times I was like “WOW der did not see dat comin” Lol a series for kids u say
  9. 9. Oops I forgot to say that the cats are fucking religious This is where the dead cats go except theyre not actually dead (because for some fucking reason they can fight and interact with life cats??) but just exist in *katy perry voice* a different dimension This is where u go if u slept with someone from a different clan or killed a few cats Then here are the atheists This dude seems to always be on his man period bc at one second he is a fluffy ball of fur and then he goes to a fiesty piece of shit
  10. 10. So to summarise, warrior cats is an angst-filled, addictive series with a lot of fighting that will break ur heart and then play basketball with it but will also make u question reality to some extent (and wonder how no one ever noticed highly intelligent cats living in colonies and having daily organised rituals My old OC spiderman. Hey, it could be worse. Did I fucking mention how fucking talented the fandom is

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