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50 reasons why matt giunta is the man[1]

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  • 1. 50 Reasons why Matt Giunta is The Man!
  • 2. # 50 – Matt goes to college
    He takes Speech Communication…
  • 3. Speech communication seating chart
  • 4. #49 - 47
    Matt’s triceps
  • 5. #46-45
    His biceps
  • 6. #44 – He drinks out of red cups
    Sometimes his friends hold his cup for him…
  • 7. #43-40 – He shaves both legs, and both arms
    Silky smooth
  • 8. #39 – He makes champions, not cheerleaders
  • 9. #38 – His son will not be a creampuff
    Not Matt’s son
  • 10. #38 – He is too much of a man to dance
    Coppin feelz like a man!!
    Not dancing
  • 11. #37-34 – Matt has friends
    WTF?
    Red cup
  • 12. #33 – Matt doesn’t wear shirts
    Notice the definition in the arms, pectorals, and ab…
    One pack
  • 13. #32 – He wears sunglasses inside
    Oversized, excessively dark, non name brand sunglasses
  • 14. # 31-20 – Matt can fly!
    It took humans thousands of years to figure out the secrets of flight. Matt has perfected his technique in 21 short years!!!
    Matt’s beers don’t spill… ever!
  • 15. #19-18 – Matt believes in peace!
    Deuces!!
  • 16. #17 – Matt has a facebook
    More friends than you…526!!!!
    Arielle and Jimmy are lucky enough to be Matt’s friend
  • 17. #16 – Matt is interested in women
    Start filling out those applications ladies!!!
  • 18. #15 – Matt is too much of a man for correct grammar!
    Accepting***
  • 19. #14-10 – Women LOVE matt!
    He loves matt too
  • 20. #9 – He uses bandanas to stay warm
    Warmer than him
  • 21. #8 – Matt likes Rambo
  • 22. #7-6 - Matt is Italian and from New Jersey
  • 23. #5 – Matt’s not afraid to throw down
    “dude i jus almost fuaght a 40 year old spanish guy on the way home from class with a wife n kid in his car...he almost slammed into me bro we sitting at the light mother fuker runs up to my widow spits on it i slam open my door hit him with it thro my truk in park jump out he ran bak into his car guy had like a 3 year old in the bak seat and his wife like why me tho?...hows a old man guna try some shit with a 21 year old kid” – Matt Giunta
    “dude iligit my thro up right now imsoo mad
    i hope his wife get srapped tonight and he dies a slow and painful death as we speak” – Matt Giunta
  • 24. #4 #3 #2 – Matt is American!
    These colors don’t run! – Matt Giunta
  • 25. #1 – His name is Matt Giunta

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