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Logan's take on my IgniteASU submission

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My sister is hilarious.

My sister is hilarious.

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  • 1. (Since I’m not an asshole I will put this cautionary note on the first page)
  • 2. Pretty sure you were thinking the same thing I was when you first saw this. For a split second I thought that this presentation is going to be to my liking. I mean, everyone thinks farts are funny and to have a 4 year old draw a picture of it makes it that much better. Then I look at the title…. Ignite…… awesome, it’s about lighting farts on fire!
  • 3. But then I got to this…. Does “possibility” come in a half gallon or at least in a plastic traveler so it won’t break? (Possibility + Jack in the Box) Large Quantities / (Karaoke + Dancing) = (This) on the floor
  • 4. Yes it has! True that!
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  • 6. I beg to differ. The best stories are the ones involving people falling down and I’m pretty sure there is no love involved in that.
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  • 9. And that’s how I planned it!
  • 10. Life is too short, why draw something that makes sense?
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  • 14. Thanks God!
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  • 17. That was an easy choice That’s an easy choice!
  • 18. Yes, I know I’m going to hell
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