NERD BAITER @tarabrown ROTN

WTF? Nerds we <3 Ultimate Nerd Baiters Nerd Bait 101 Casting a wide ‘Net Bait Your Crush Baited FTW! Epic Fail

WTF?

Nerds we <3

Ultimate Nerd Baiters

Nerd Bait 101

Casting a wide ‘Net

Bait Your Crush

Baited FTW!

Epic Fail

WTF?

Nerd - an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person; especially : one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer nerds > Baiter – to tease or entice (to attract artfully or adroitly or by arousing hope or desire) Nerd Baiter – attracts the socially inept but extremely adorable & hawt

Nerd - an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person; especially : one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer nerds >

Baiter – to tease or entice (to attract artfully or adroitly or by arousing hope or desire)

Nerd Baiter – attracts the socially inept but extremely adorable & hawt

NERDS WE <3

ULTIMATE NERD BAITERS

NERD BAIT 101

Gadgets At least two (phone, camera, laptop, iPod, Flip, video camera) Gadget hip belt FTW Wiki, Blog Play games: Wii, XBOX (Rock Band!), Online (WOW)

Gadgets

At least two (phone, camera, laptop, iPod, Flip, video camera)

Gadget hip belt FTW

Wiki, Blog

Play games: Wii, XBOX (Rock Band!), Online (WOW)

Be on every social networking site (Twitter, Flickr, Facebook) Location location location (Brightkite, Dodgeball) Be in a relationship with a girl on Facebook Jargon WTFOMGLOLBBQ LOLCats (icanhascheezburger)

Be on every social networking site (Twitter, Flickr, Facebook)

Location location location (Brightkite, Dodgeball)

Be in a relationship with a girl on Facebook

Jargon

WTFOMGLOLBBQ

LOLCats (icanhascheezburger)

CASTING A WIDE NET

tarabrown : Hey, I need a boyfriend for like an hour for this thing I need to do. Anyone? @tarabrown When do you need your one-hour boyfriend? @tarabrown I'll be your boyfriend for an hour. What's on the agenda? :) It wants to be able to say it was @tarabrown 's boyfriend for an hour.

@tarabrown When do you need your one-hour boyfriend?

@tarabrown I'll be your boyfriend for an hour. What's on the agenda? :)

It wants to be able to say it was @tarabrown 's boyfriend for an hour.

SKIT IT!

Oh, I see. I put in &quot;here for the cake,&quot; and Pathable gives me: &quot;Your matches: @ tarabrown .&quot; You win this round, event registration. @ tarabrown I am a guy and would like to meet your hot single girlfriends Just discovered that @ tarabrown 's lip gloss is poppin'.

Oh, I see. I put in &quot;here for the cake,&quot; and Pathable gives me: &quot;Your matches: @ tarabrown .&quot; You win this round, event registration.

@ tarabrown I am a guy and would like to meet your hot single girlfriends

Just discovered that @ tarabrown 's lip gloss is poppin'.

BAIT YOUR CRUSH

Send lots of @ replies thru Twitter Comment on pics like Flickr, Brightkite etc. and add lots of “<3” IM and Text Often Often Often

Send lots of @ replies thru Twitter

Comment on pics like Flickr, Brightkite etc. and add lots of “<3”

IM and Text Often Often Often

BAITED FTW!

EPIC FAIL

When you are out of the confines of your room at your parents house and you meet a girl REMEMBER she is real, not your blow up doll under your bed. Color the white surgical tape holding your glasses together on the bridge of your nose, the same color as your glasses. Unless your going wading, wear your pant legs down to your shoe tops. When seated at the table in a fancy restaurant with your Nerd Baiter, DO NOT text the menu to friends so they can help you decide what to order When sitting on a couch next to a young woman do not play pocket pool, instead of putting your arm around her. When a young woman invites you to stay and you are in the bedroom, DO NOT use your calculator and figure out what size condom to wear.

When you are out of the confines of your room at your parents house and you meet a girl REMEMBER she is real, not your blow up doll under your bed.

Color the white surgical tape holding your glasses together on the bridge of your nose, the same color as your glasses.

Unless your going wading, wear your pant legs down to your shoe tops.

When seated at the table in a fancy restaurant with your Nerd Baiter, DO NOT text the menu to friends so they can help you decide what to order

When sitting on a couch next to a young woman do not play pocket pool, instead of putting your arm around her.

When a young woman invites you to stay and you are in the bedroom, DO NOT use your calculator and figure out what size condom to wear.