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Stuff my boss says about marketing....

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I was one of seven people asked to talk for seven minutes at the MarketingProfs Social Media Conference in Seattle. …

I was one of seven people asked to talk for seven minutes at the MarketingProfs Social Media Conference in Seattle.

I tried to share some of the entertaining things I have heard from previous bosses over the years. Some of them will hit close to home....

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  • 1. Stuff my boss says…
  • 2. WARNING: For entertainment purposes only. This collection of anecdotes does not reflect the comments of my current boss...
  • 3. I market software to guys like this…
  • 4. Have you heard…
  • 5. Chad Ochocinco has 3.3 million followers…
  • 6. How can we get that many?
  • 7. I just read in Wall St. Journal about ***insert hot social site from 6 months ago***
  • 8. Ever heard of this social media expert *** insert your name here ***
  • 9. It is all about social
  • 10. Blogging is a priority… I’m committed to posting weekly…
  • 11. One month later…
  • 12. Could the intern to ghost write for me?
  • 13. “Can’t we just…”
  • 14. Can’t you just tell Matthew T. Grant to write about us?
  • 15. Can’t we get the interns to post it in a bunch of LinkedIn groups…
  • 16. Follow the leaders…
  • 17. Google didn’t need a PR firm…
  • 18. And Steve Jobs didn’t need market research…
  • 19. How hard can it be?
  • 20. Our marketing would improve if we had a Silicon Valley office…
  • 21. The intern has a great idea on how to make us a hypersocial business
  • 22. URGENT!
  • 23. Our Wikipedia page got blocked again...
  • 24. We need to figure out how to make our business go viral
  • 25. Finally… When all else fails….
  • 26. We need more leads ... when are those MBA student consultants coming back in?
  • 27. Thank you Frank Days VP Marketing, Correlsense Recovering social media director Marketing Agility Podcast @tangyslice