About I do many things well, none of which generates income. I have better multitasking skills through caffeine or alcohol consumption. I’m not particularly creative, but I still prefer to fuck things up all by myself! I considered being an atheist once, but there weren’t enough holidays involved. I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. I want it all, and I want it covered in chocolate. My life is based on a true story. whenever I feel blue....I start breathing again! I’m all thats left of a bizzare childhood. I spend 50% of my life looking for my keys. my idea of a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. I’d kill for a nobel peace prize.