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  • 1. CORPORATE LESSONS<br /><ul><li>So, we will be going through change
  • 2. Here’s three lessons from large corporations to help you survive change….</li></li></ul><li>A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.<br />A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”<br />The crow answered: "Sure, why not.”<br /> Jumped on the rabbit... and ate it.<br /> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.<br />All of a sudden, a fox appeared, <br />CORPORATE LESSON 1<br />
  • 3. CORPORATE LESSON 1<br />Moral of the story is….<br />To be sitting and doing nothing<br />you must be sitting very, very high up.<br />
  • 4. A turkey was chatting with a bull.<br />"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.”<br />"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."<br />CORPORATE LESSON 2<br />The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.<br /> The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch.<br />Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree<br />Soon he was spotted by a farmer<br /> Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.<br />
  • 5. CORPORATE LESSON 2<br />Moral of the story:<br />Bullshit might get you to the top, <br />but it won't keep you there.<br />
  • 6. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.<br />While it was lying there, a cow came by<br />and dropped some dung on it.<br />A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.<br />CORPORATE LESSON 3<br />A little bird was flying south for the winter.<br /> As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!<br />He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.<br />Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!<br />
  • 7. CORPORATE LESSON 3<br />The morals of this story are:<br />1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.<br />2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.<br />3) And when you're in deep shit,keep your mouth shut<br />
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