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    小小相聲- 腦筋急轉彎 小小相聲- 腦筋急轉彎 Document Transcript

    • 小小相聲- 腦筋急轉彎演出者: 李柔 / 李晨開場:大家好, 我叫______, 我叫_______, 上台一鞠躬 (1)柔: 中國新年快到了, 你打算做什麼呢? 晨: 我打算去士林看花 柔:看什麼花? 晨: 你猜啊! 什麼花夏天是冷的, 冬天是熱的? 柔: 花還有冷的熱的嗎? 我怎麼從來沒有聽說過? 晨: 是----豆花. (士林夜市的豆花). (2)柔: 對了, 說到吃, 你知道不知道, 哪一國人把肚子吃得硬硬的? 晨: 小意思, 當然是“印--度--人”的肚子最硬嘍! (3)晨: 您呢? 新年假期裡, 你有什麼計畫嗎? 柔: 有啊! 爸媽要帶我去動物園, 我最喜歡的動物是大象. 晨: 你知道大象的媽媽為甚麼是猩猩嗎? 柔: 哈哈! 你找對人問了, 因為“象--由--猩--生” (相由心生) (4)晨: 那麼, 大象左邊屁股像什麼? 柔: 大象左邊的屁股像……..右邊的屁股.
    • (5)晨: 我再問你一個問題, 獅子, 老虎, 和大象, 誰的皮比較不好用? 柔: 這個問題太簡單了, 答案是“大象皮” 晨: 為甚麼? 柔: 因為“橡皮擦” (橡皮 X)啊!(結束): 我是_______, 我是______, 謝謝大家, 我們下台一鞠躬.