Analytics

Wars
Not so long time ago,

in a galaxy not so far, far away...
Commander, we are losing too many planets!
Nobody wants to buy our destroyers!
We need to change
our strategy!
OR just build another
Death Star and Kill 'Em All
Uh, maybe it's not the
best option for your
business…
I need Answer!
Just analyse your log files
We have tried
everything…
1,000 bored to death DevOps
just for ONE JUMP???
some OpenSource
tools…
Are you kidding
me? NO API???
Brainfuck looks
so sexy…
some Analytics
services
Please, share
your things…
We must choose own
path; no one can
choose it for us.
It seems that they do
not need SHOES
Eah! We tripled the
number of our

HAPPY customers
just in 1 month!
Master, we
outnumbered!
The circle is now complete.
When we start I was but the
learner, now I am the master.
And NO Stormtroopers were harmed
in the making of this framework
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DevOps Days Austin 2014 Ignite - Analytics Wars

  1. 1. Analytics
 Wars Not so long time ago,
 in a galaxy not so far, far away...
  2. 2. Commander, we are losing too many planets! Nobody wants to buy our destroyers!
  3. 3. We need to change our strategy!
  4. 4. OR just build another Death Star and Kill 'Em All
  5. 5. Uh, maybe it's not the best option for your business…
  6. 6. I need Answer!
  7. 7. Just analyse your log files
  8. 8. We have tried everything…
  9. 9. 1,000 bored to death DevOps just for ONE JUMP???
  10. 10. some OpenSource tools…
  11. 11. Are you kidding me? NO API??? Brainfuck looks so sexy…
  12. 12. some Analytics services
  13. 13. Please, share your things…
  14. 14. We must choose own path; no one can choose it for us.
  15. 15. It seems that they do not need SHOES
  16. 16. Eah! We tripled the number of our
 HAPPY customers just in 1 month!
  17. 17. Master, we outnumbered!
  18. 18. The circle is now complete. When we start I was but the learner, now I am the master.
  19. 19. And NO Stormtroopers were harmed in the making of this framework

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