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The funny side of getting older

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Priyanka2810Agarwal Very Boring nothing to laugh about 2 years ago
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YoungOok Eum, Doctor at SNUBH so good^^ 2 years ago
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The funny side of getting older
“It says here that you’d prefer someone with regular bowel movements. Does it matter if they’re involuntary?”
“Lately, I’ve been feeling lethargic, listless, and apathetic, and if I stand up too suddenly, I get dizzy. My daughter says she has to smoke two joints to feel like that.”
“You don’t look anything like the long haired skinny kid I married 25 years ago. I need a DNA sample to make sure it’s still you.”
“I hope you don’t mind, but I used the computer to remove those age spots and that hideous mole you have.”
“I’m getting so old that all my friends in heaven will think I didn’t make it.”
“Wake up. The cat’s got your teeth.”
That, my friend is how life is now my tale is told. So enjoy each day and live it up before you’re too darned old!