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      • Do you know any jokes in English?
      • When you laugh, do you laugh a lot or laugh a little?
      • Do you think Western humor is hard to understand?
      • joke
        • knock-knock joke
        • dirty joke
        • ethnic joke
        • religious joke
        • lightbulb joke
      • practical joke
      • pun
      • play on words
      • insult humor
      • sarcasm
      • satire
      • parody
        • “The Bloody Case…”
      • wit/banter
      • physical comedy
        • “Pie Fight”
      • situational comedy
      • black humor
      • sight gag
      • crosstalk/xiangsheng
        • “Who’s on First?”
      • stand-up comedy
      • The basics
        • Begin with a “set-up” – a sentence or two that gives the background
        • Continue with some details to explain the joke
        • End with a “punchline” to make it funny
      • Note: if the punchline is performed badly, the joke isn’t funny
      • Do Chinese jokes have a different structure?
      • Now we’ll look at some popular English jokes
      • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. (This is the set-up)
      • The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
      • The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
      • There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
      • Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?” (This is the punchline)
      • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. 
      • His friend says: “ Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man. ”
      • The man then replies: “ Yeah, well we were married 35 years .”
      • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. 
      • The Russians used a pencil.
      • A doctor says to his patient, “ I have bad news and worse news .”
      • “ Oh dear, what's the bad news?”  asks the patient.
      • The doctor replies, “ You only have 24 hours to live.”
      • “ That's terrible,” said the patient. “ How can the news possibly be worse?”
      • The doctor replies, “ I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
      • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “ That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! ” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “ The driver just insulted me! ” 
      • The man says: “ You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you .” 
      • Then the old woman’s husband spoke up: “Your honor, she also stole a can of peas.”
      • Did you hear the story about the old lady who was arrested for stealing from the supermarket?
      • “ How many peaches were in the can?” the judge asked.
      • “ I stole a can of peaches,” the old lady said.
      • “ There were five peaches in the can,” the old lady answered.
      • The old lady went to court and the judge asked her, “What did you steal?”
      • “ Okay,” the judge said, “I’m going to send you to jail for five days, one day for each peach.”
      • The knock-knock joke is often told by children and goes like this:
        • A: Knock-knock!
        • B: Who’s there?
        • A: [Word]
        • B: [Word] who?
        • A: [Punchline]
      • Knock-knock jokes usually involve puns, such as this example
        • Knock-knock!
        • Who’s there?
        • Luke.
        • Luke who?
        • Luke out the window!
      • The lightbulb joke works like this:
        • Question: How many [some people] does it take to change a lightbulb?
        • Answer: [Number] X to do it, and Y who do something else.
      • Example:
        • How many Tianjin people does it take to change a lightbulb?
        • Twenty-two. Two to argue about who will change the lightbulb, and twenty to stand around and watch the people arguing.
      • How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
      • Only one, but it takes hundreds of lightbulbs.
      • How many Japanese does it take to change a lightbulb?
      • Three. One to make sure the new lightbulb is Japanese-made, one to put the new bulb in, and one to sell the old bulb in China.
      • A play on words is a joke that’s funny because of the special meaning of the words used
      • Example
        • This one is a real story.
        • One time, my father’s colleagues asked him, “Raymond, do you ever have trouble with your memory?”
        • My father answered, “Not that I recall.”
      • President Coolidge was famous for not speaking much. His nickname was “Silent Cal.”
      • One day, two men saw him eating in a restaurant, and one of the men decided to go over and talk to the president.
      • The man said, “Mr. President, hello! My friend over there bet me $5 I couldn’t get you to say three words to me.”
      • The president looked up at the man and said, “You lose.”
      • Sarcasm is a form of lying or kidding for effect, and usually involves using a special tone
      • Examples
        • You get a terrible birthday present. You say, “Just what I always wanted!”
        • You tell a freshman student, “Food in our dining hall is so delicious.”
        • A waiter drops a plate of food in a restaurant and you say, “ Good job !”
      • Have you ever played a trick on someone during April Fool’s Day?
      • What do you think the main differences are between Western humor and Chinese humor?
      • Are understanding jokes an important part of understanding English?
      • Do you ever use sarcasm when talking to others?
      • Do you like parodies and satires? Why or why not?
      • What kind of humor do you like best?
      • Do you often tell jokes?
      • Who is your favorite comedian?
      • What kinds of things make you laugh the most?

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