“Hello, voters, look at Warren Truss.
Now back to me. Now back at Warren Truss. Now back to me
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using conservative scented
greenwash and switched to Real Policy™ he could sound like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re in the senate with the leader your
leader could smell like. What’s in your hand?
Back at me. I have it, it’s progressive tax
policy with environment policies for that river
Look again, the polices are now legislation
Anything is possible when your man smells like
New Greens and not a conservative
I’m the New Opposition Leader