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  • 1. COLLECTED FROM INTERNET BY S.R.BALAJI ON 2.10.2012
  • 2. CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one endand a fool at the other
  • 3. MARRIAGE: Its an agreement whereina man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
  • 4. LECTURE:An art of transmittingInformation from the notes ofthe lecturer to the notes ofstudents without passingthrough the minds of either
  • 5. CONFERENCE:The confusion of oneman multiplied by thenumber present
  • 6. COMPROMISE:The art of dividinga cake in such a way thateverybody believeshe got the biggest piece
  • 7. TEARS:The hydraulic force by whichmasculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
  • 8. CONFERENCEROOM:A place whereeverybodytalks, nobody listensand everybodydisagrees later on
  • 9. SMILE:A curve that canset a lot of thingsstraight!
  • 10. OFFICE:A place where you canrelax after your strenuoushome life
  • 11. YAWN:The only time whensome married men everget to open their mouth
  • 12. COMMITTEE:Individuals who can donothing individuallyand sit to decidethat nothing can bedone together
  • 13. PESSIMIST:A person who saysthat O is the last letterin ZERO, Instead ofthe first letter inOPPORTUNITY
  • 14. POLITICIAN:One who shakes your handbefore elections and yourConfidence Later
  • 15. DOCTOR:A personwho killsyour illsby pills,and kills you
  • 16. DIPLOMAT:A person who tellsyou to go to hell insuch a way that youactually look forwardto the trip