Funny

COLLECTED FROM INTERNET BY S.R.BALAJI ON 2.10.2012

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one endand a fool at the other

MARRIAGE: Its an agreement whereina man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:An art of transmittingInformation from the notes ofthe lecturer to the notes ofstudents without passingthrough the minds of either

CONFERENCE:The confusion of oneman multiplied by thenumber present

COMPROMISE:The art of dividinga cake in such a way thateverybody believeshe got the biggest piece

TEARS:The hydraulic force by whichmasculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCEROOM:A place whereeverybodytalks, nobody listensand everybodydisagrees later on

SMILE:A curve that canset a lot of thingsstraight!

OFFICE:A place where you canrelax after your strenuoushome life

YAWN:The only time whensome married men everget to open their mouth

COMMITTEE:Individuals who can donothing individuallyand sit to decidethat nothing can bedone together

PESSIMIST:A person who saysthat O is the last letterin ZERO, Instead ofthe first letter inOPPORTUNITY

POLITICIAN:One who shakes your handbefore elections and yourConfidence Later

DOCTOR:A personwho killsyour illsby pills,and kills you

DIPLOMAT:A person who tellsyou to go to hell insuch a way that youactually look forwardto the trip

by Sanji Balaji on Oct 04, 2012