Oh, you’re so punny!
Did you hear about the guywhose whole left side wascut off? He’s all RIGHT now.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’tcontrol his pupils.
A prisoner’s favoritepunctuation mark is aperiod; it marks the end ofhis sentence.
Two peanuts walked intoa bar. One of them was asalted.
When the TV repairmangot married, thereception was excellent.
Act 1, Scene 1• carry coals: submit to humiliation• colliers: people who worked with  coal• in choler: angry• collar: noos...
Oh, you’re so punny
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Oh, you’re so punny

  1. 1. Oh, you’re so punny!
  2. 2. Did you hear about the guywhose whole left side wascut off? He’s all RIGHT now.
  3. 3. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’tcontrol his pupils.
  4. 4. A prisoner’s favoritepunctuation mark is aperiod; it marks the end ofhis sentence.
  5. 5. Two peanuts walked intoa bar. One of them was asalted.
  6. 6. When the TV repairmangot married, thereception was excellent.
  7. 7. Act 1, Scene 1• carry coals: submit to humiliation• colliers: people who worked with coal• in choler: angry• collar: noose• goes to the wall: is defeated

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