Honey, I'd Like to Have a Threesome

Slide 1: Honey, I’d Like to Have a Threesome Thoughts For a Reluctant Spouse

Slide 2: What to expect • Common misconceptions • Threesomes in nature (see handout) • Advantages and disadvantages • Potential pitfalls • Summary and next steps

Slide 3: Common Misconceptions • By threesome I don’t mean two men and a woman • Dispensing with “Am I not enough?” • Caring means sharing

Slide 4: Who says three’s a crowd? • One is the loneliest number • Two can be as bad as one • But three is just plain good fun

Slide 5: Advantages • Other fetishes can be destructive or dangerous • No tools to buy • Everyone gets a turn • It is much better to give AND receive!

Slide 6: Disadvantages • Requires expenditure on oils and robes • “Third wheel” syndrome • Some report a difficulty going back to just two

Slide 7: Popular positions • The trike • Pilot/Copilot/Navigator • The friendly janitor • The tripod • Overhead cam • Hardcastle, McCormick, and McCormick (not to be confused with the 2 Cagneys and a Lacey)

Slide 8: Introductions • Meet Gayle! Home office • Enjoyed meeting you at picnic • Disease-free* • Good dancer • “Free spirit” • *test results available upon request

Slide 9: Logistics Our Li'l Threesome You Me Gayle the supportive spouse organizer has done this sort of thing before

Slide 10: Next Steps • Let’s get started!