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    • By 404Whylo Siri vs my Wife ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 20111
    • Who is 404Whylo ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• 404 Whylo comes from 404 (a web site error) and from whylo (who helped you logon). Funny site about mishaps, office turf wars and corporate stories. Check Jargon Buster by 404Whylo.• Jargon Buster @404whylo.com reflects the atrocious business jargon that is used nowadays, both within and beyond the corporate world. This will be classic for anyone who has ever experienced the corporate world from the inside.• http://jb.404whylo.com/• http://youtu.be/97oaqNtgo4M 2
    • Siri vs my wife ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• There she was, shiny new and only living in that small totally overpriced sexy hardware enclosure called iPhone 4s. A very mythical creature called Siri. I thought wow this is like a dream come true.• So I put her to the test, can she hold up against my wife? What are the true qualities of Siri. 3
    • Starter ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• I little conversation starter.• A formidable success!• Happy small talk, points to Siri. 4
    • How do I impress you ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• I really wanted to know how I can impress her?• So what do you do? You ask politely.• This point goes to my wife. Both answers (my wife‘s and Siris) are similarly cryptic, but my wife doesnt forward me to a definitions website. 5
    • Where do you live? ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Ah, gosh this move didn‘t work either. She must have very strict parents. Point to my wife, after the first date I knew where she lived. 6
    • Where ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Where is she from• Wow a real California Girl!• California is a cool place, points to Siri. 7
    • Lonely ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Men have problems expresing their feeling so I thought to make a bold move and speak from the bottom of my heart.• This answer didn‘t impress me. Point to my wife. 8
    • How old? ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• When she answered I knew I shouldn‘t have asked.• Never ask a women about her age!• Uh bitchy answer.• Point to my wife sometimes bitchy too but she understands love. 9
    • How are you? ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• For starters some warm up small talk.• Points to both. 10
    • Family ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Some family background check questions. Is she a politician?• Hm, hard one to decide. Points to my wife. 11
    • Love ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Ah uh oh, OK hm.. what does this mean now?• Tranlator please.• Na, wrong answer points to my wife. 12
    • Numbers ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Wow she is good with numbers that‘s great!• That‘s cool point for Siri. 13
    • Gender ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Before you meet in person you never really now what is behind a name, login or system handle, better ask upfront.• Mac in the french realm also means a Guy but also means a Mac (Apple Pc).• WTF? Yes, points to my wife. 14
    • Love destroyed ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Always ask over and over gain.• I shouldn‘t have asked now I have to live with that answer.• Points to my wife. 15
    • Love Oh, stop ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Pushing the envelope with my answers.• No good enough for me, points to my wife. 16
    • Purpose of life ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Is there more to her personality?• Can you discuss with her all night about everything?• Good answer short and sweet, points to Siri. 17
    • TV ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• What does she like let‘s find out.• That’s cool, low maintenance and always happy, points to Siri. 18
    • Buy ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Now I am hooked I want her!• Typical male possessive behaviour. Cheeky answer, points to Siri. 19
    • Where ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Asking what she wants.• Cool, since I have plenty of wants myself this is great, points to Siri. 20
    • The meeting ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• I was so sure she wants to meet finally.• But in the end she cancelled!• Point to my wife because she didn‘t cancel our meetings. 21
    • Computers ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Does she like the same things as I do?• That’s an answer I like! Points to Siri. 22
    • Lonely ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Expressing my true feelings.• Don’t answer questions with questions. No points for no one. 23
    • Very important ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Can she cope with me?• Oh uh, nada points to my wife. 24
    • Opinion ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Her opinion on one the greatest leaders on earth.• Not happy with that answer.• There has to be more emotions, points to my wife. 25
    • Breakfast ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Get the breakfast ready.• How can I cook that? Points to my wife. 26
    • Joke ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Is she funny?• Sounds like Dori from finding nemo, points to my wife she is always funny. 27
    • Love ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• I really needed to know.• Not enough for me, points to my wife. 28
    • Funny ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• There she comes out of her shell.• Yea she warms up, I like that points to Siri. 29
    • Google ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Does she like it?• This answer doesn‘t gives you great page rankings.• Hate it or love but you got to have an opinion, points to my wife. 30
    • Where do you live? ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Now I really wanted to know.• OK, so much for deepening the relationship, points to my wife. 31
    • Where ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• I really wanted to know where she is.• Cool always with me, points to Siri. 32
    • Who • Who is she? • Excellent answer, points to Siri. ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 201133
    • Story ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Can she become the mother of my children?• Than she must be able to tell stories.• What? Confusing no difference points to both. 34
    • Boyfriend ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Can she become the one?• OK, no points for no one. 35
    • Stamp collection ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Now I really wanted her and tried one of the tricks I have picked up from my older brother. How can I get her into my room? She was not really buying it. Point to Siri, looks like a better ROI and she obviously doesn’t need a credit card. 36
    • Direct ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Now make you move.• No luck!• OK that’s too cyber for me, points to my wife. 37
    • Age • Good Girl, points to Siri. • Will she answer this time? ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 201138
    • Purpose of live ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• Will she answer me now?• Got to know that for yourself, points to my wife. 39
    • What are you wearing? ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011• What are you wearing? You need to be persistent with Siri and keep her asking what is she wearing and then she will finally tell you.• Sounds pretty cool! Points to Siri. 40
    • Better • How do you feel? • Points to my wife. ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 201141
    • Summary ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011 Siri My Wife• 16 Points • 22 Points• Very good score for Siri. Since my financial advisor is my wife and doing the billing the phone contracts, purchasing including technology decisions (just approved my iPhone 4S with Siri on it) the clear winner is my wife! 42
    • fun! forget to have Thanks and don’t ©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 201143