Get your own black van in the front yard series electronic dysoning- be the best data sucker there is v0.2

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Get your own black Van in the front yard series is all about YOU and how much it takes to get your own black Van in the front yard. This gives you an end to end perspective of your countries OSINT (open source intelligence) capabilities.
If your life is boring or uneventful - you might try some of the practices outlined in this guide - you will never be alone again after this, I promise.
WARNING: The following features hacking stunts are performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, 404WHYLO and the producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed on this show!

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Get your own black van in the front yard series electronic dysoning- be the best data sucker there is v0.2

  1. 1. Be the best data sucker there is. By 404Whylo ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Get your own black Van in the front yard Series: Electronic Dysoning 1
  2. 2. • Get your own black Van in the front yard series is all about YOU and how much it takes to get your own black Van in the front yard. This gives you an end to end perspective of your countries OSINT (open source intelligence) capabilities. • If your life is boring or uneventful - you might try some of the practices outlined in this guide - you will never be alone again after this, I promise. • WARNING: The following features hacking stunts are performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, 404WHYLO and the producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed on this show! ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Summary 2
  3. 3. • Have you been electronically dysoned recently? This term means if you have been sucked of your data by an organization like NSA for instance. • Data leakage is passé, in the IT industry we talked about syphoning data, data leakage and therof but now with the view of recent events and NSA’s approach to privacy we can talk about electronic dysoning- a new dimension. • A new threat with specific risks ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Electronic Dysoning 3
  4. 4. • Twice the suction than others. NSA ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Prepare and brace yourself for… 4
  5. 5. •Engineered to remove more data ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Prepare and brace yourself for… 5
  6. 6. •The agency that doesn't lose suction on your data ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Prepare and brace yourself for… 6
  7. 7. •We go bagless we build a datacenter in Utah. ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Prepare and brace yourself for… 7
  8. 8. •Why does NSA needs twice the data than others? ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 ? 8
  9. 9. •Because they spy on themselves too! • 404Whylo asks: what about: Recursion! Answer: We spy on that too. ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 D’oh! 9
  10. 10. •What does an NSA employee do at a fortune teller? ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 ? 10
  11. 11. •Collecting data? ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 D’oh! 11
  12. 12. •What does a NSA field ops say when he gets back to home from work ? ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 ? 12
  13. 13. •There’s no place like 127.0.0.1! ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 D’oh! 13
  14. 14. • An NSA field ops from the toilet shouts to his supervisor: - Boss, boss, do you hear me?!!!! - What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? - No, restart the router, please! ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 D’oh! 14
  15. 15. 1. Become dedicated to a club, join causes, become more involved in the community, which will help you meet new people so you will not focus on that one particular data collection obsession. 2. Sometimes, we become obsessed with data collection because we believe that single piece of data we are obsessing over is the only piece of data who will ever love us or we believe they are our "one true piece of data." Never think of a piece of data in that way--that is only an ideal, not truth. If it didn't work out, then it most likely wasn't meant to be. 3. Remember the way that this piece of data treated you and others. Don't focus on the good parts. ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 9 Steps for NSA 15
  16. 16. 4. If you are friends with this data, country or the world on social networking site (like MySpace or Facebook), take them off your friend list. I know that sounds harsh, but how will you ever get over them if you are able to see what they are up to all the time? 5. Realize that the need for data collection can be based on something else—maybe low self-esteem, feelings of loneliness, or inability to connect with other people in a way that is outside of a the data collection realm. 6. Remember that while you are obsessing over this data collection issue, you are missing out on data which is probably better for you in addition to other parts of life that you could be enjoying. ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 9 Steps for NSA 16
  17. 17. 7. Stop making excuses for why they didn't call, didn't email you back, made you feel bad, or any other negative way they might have treated you. Don't ever think they are sitting around thinking about you—because they are probably wrapped up in their own data collection issues. If they feel interested in you, they will take the initiative to contact you. Since they are not doing that, it means they are not interested. 8. Get rid of data of all these countries and avoid fantasizing about them. No one deserves incomplete data or a shadow of data. 9. If you don't know the person, get to know them. I have found that there is no better cure to being a secret admirer than to get to know that person. You will either become friends or you might end up not liking them as much. ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 9 Steps for NSA 17
  18. 18. • NSA: Not Sure About • Dyson: Directly yes soon on native ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Acronyms 18
  19. 19. ©2014 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 14 January, 2014 Thanks and don’t forget to have fun! 19

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