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This is one of my old works.

This is one of my old works.

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  • Work Matters Manifesto! THEY SAY Verses I SAY
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say : “Supply Chain Solutions I Say : “Supply Chain Innovations ”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “I don’t see why we are going down this route” I Say : “Neither did Columbus, but he braved un-chartered waters and discovered a new world.”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “we value straight shooters” I Say : “Tell that to the employee who told you –take a hike!”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “we must follow a process approach for all clients” I Say :“have you ever tried to put on a size 6 shoe on a size 11 foot?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “we use lessons to improve” I Say : “Gee, then why is it, that I need to repeat myself so many times ”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “we work well with others in teams” I Say : “Wow, they don’t lack steak knives at this meeting”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “We believe in building trusting relationships” I Say: “Then why all those hush hush meetings?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “..Did you know ?” I Say : “Big Deal !! That’s stale stuff. I have full internet access @home.”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “Monday Morning Sparks” I Say : “Why only sparks ?? Ignite a fire every day, let alone Monday’s”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “We have an open door policy” I Say : “Then why is your door always closed ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “We value open communication.” I Say : “Is my bosses’ boss, dead or alive ? I have not heard any news for 9 months !!”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “That’s not the way we do business !” I Say : “Say that to the competition, they are already doing it”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “we spent $350,000 for development of the software model” I Say : “yeah, I would spend the same, but in 3 months time , not 30 months”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “We respect other peoples time” I Say : “Then why all those conference calls?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “Plan it” I Say : “Do it”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “This is too much change” I Say : “Its all about our jobs and careers, what other options are there ??”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “The way is 6 sigma” I Say : “Oh boy, here comes another ‘wannabe mini-me-GE’”!
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “Everyone must read Subir Chowdhury -6 Sigma book” I Say : “Have you read his latest – Organizations 21c and what he has to say about 6 sigma?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “we need leaders” I Say : “Then why are you always in my way ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “Integrity is important” I say: “Tell the unvarnished truth, ALWAYS…..or take a long hike”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “We can’t do that!” I say: “Can I quote you to our customer ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “We need to be straight and upfront” I say : “Cool, so how much are you earning ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “We believe in Lean organization” I say : “Wow, me too !! But why is your current Org chart looking like Ramsey's Pyramid ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “We believe in flat organizations” I say : “then show me the ice cream Waffle structure, 2 slices with a lot of “I-screams” in between !!”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “Order is necessary to measure” I say : “When did you last measure the love of your chaotic family ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “It’s a fight” I say : “it’s a helluva ride”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say : “continuous improvement” I say : “Bold Leaps”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “Keep on Improving” I say : “Keep on leaping”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They Say: “we’ll do that tomorrow” I say : “Tomorrow your toast, do it today”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say : “this man’s not nice” I say : “These times are not forgiving”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “go with the cheese” I say: “Someday we’ll all be asking, who TOOK our cheese”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say : “we believe in training” I say: “ Then why does it take 4 months to get approvals for my tuition fee’s !! When will I be able to register myself for training ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say : “Respect everyone” I say: “Respect only those who respect you”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “Keep on Improving” I say : “Keep on leaping”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say : “That’s a Laugh” I say: “True, we need to once again, bring humor into the office”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “That’s ridicules !!” I say : “Fine with me, wait till we are ridiculed”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say : “ Connected services” I say: “Do I know you ?”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “I’m insane” I say: “it takes one to recognize one”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! They say: “She SHOULD not be exposing her belly button” I say: “What were your eyeballs doing 3inches above her crotch !!”
  • Work Matters Manifesto! This I believe!! TIB#1) Value Chaos. Those companies which cherish the mess and value the chaos are those which perform in hard times , excellently !!