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Bheja Fry

  1. 1. FULLEE FALTOOFULLEE FALTOOPJ CollectionPJ Collection
  2. 2. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banataKalidas ka ek bhai joote banatahain.Uska Naam kya hai?hain.Uska Naam kya hai?►Adidas.Adidas.
  3. 3. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new researchAccording to new research,,3 +3 = 83 +3 = 8Kaise...............socho sochoKaise...............socho socho►Very simple …… ...... .Very simple …… ...... ..... Galti se !!!!.... Galti se !!!!
  4. 4. In a pond there are 10 fish, one ofIn a pond there are 10 fish, one ofthem dies, andthem dies, andthe water level of the pondthe water level of the pondincreases. How?increases. How?..................................►A - The other 9 fish are cryingA - The other 9 fish are crying
  5. 5. Two hairs on a bald mans head fallTwo hairs on a bald mans head fallin love with each other and wantin love with each other and wantto get married, but cannot.Why?to get married, but cannot.Why?►Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" isBecause under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" isillegal.illegal.
  6. 6. One day a man is sitting in theOne day a man is sitting in thejungle under a tree and a ‘sparrowjungle under a tree and a ‘sparrowsitssitson his shoulder, and the man dies.on his shoulder, and the man dies.Why ?Why ?►Ans. Because ‘sparrow was the name of anAns. Because ‘sparrow was the name of anelephant.elephant.
  7. 7. 10 Ants are walking on a road. 910 Ants are walking on a road. 9are black. 1 is white. Why ?are black. 1 is white. Why ?►One of them is a widowOne of them is a widow
  8. 8. What are the three versions ofWhat are the three versions ofJAVA software?JAVA software?►1.) Mar JAVA1.) Mar JAVA►2.) Mit JAVA2.) Mit JAVA►3.) Kar JAVA3.) Kar JAVA
  9. 9. Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle toSrinath gives a Pepsi bottle toKumble And Kumble gives it toKumble And Kumble gives it toSehwag.Sehwag.Why ?Why ?►Because Sehwag is the Opener.Because Sehwag is the Opener.
  10. 10. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.Hare gets 95% and Tortoise getsHare gets 95% and Tortoise gets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and theHare does not. How?Hare does not. How?►Sports QuotaSports Quota
  11. 11. Once an Auto rickshaw driver goesOnce an Auto rickshaw driver goesinto NO ENTRY. The Police doesinto NO ENTRY. The Police doesnot catch him. Why?not catch him. Why?►Ans. Because he was walking.Ans. Because he was walking.
  12. 12. What wud u call a Gal whoWhat wud u call a Gal whonever laughs....?never laughs....?►Hasi na.Hasi na.
  13. 13. What wud u call a Gal whoWhat wud u call a Gal whoalways pushes her father ....?always pushes her father ....?►Push pa.Push pa.
  14. 14. Once a cockroach was singing aOnce a cockroach was singing asong TERA TERA TERA SUROORsong TERA TERA TERA SUROORwhile he was walking on thewhile he was walking on theroad. But all of a sudden he died.road. But all of a sudden he died.Why?Why?►Bcoz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!Bcoz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
  15. 15. Shahrukh khan ka plural?Shahrukh khan ka plural?►ICICI BankICICI Bank►Why?Why?►Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!►ICICI says - Hum hain naa!ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
  16. 16. What will you call a person whoWhat will you call a person whois departing from India?is departing from India?►Hindustan LeverHindustan Lever
  17. 17. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,Mann main hai par DhadkanMann main hai par Dhadkanmain nahi?main nahi?►Aamir KhanAamir Khan
  18. 18. Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehtaEk Sardar paani ke andar rehtahain, toh uska naam kya rahega?hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?►Jal-andar SinghJal-andar Singh
  19. 19. Abhi agar woh paani ke baharAbhi agar woh paani ke baharaa jaaye ,toh uska naam kyaaa jaaye ,toh uska naam kyahoga?hoga?►soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baadsoch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baadnaam kaise change hoga!naam kaise change hoga!
  20. 20. What is the Center of Gravity?What is the Center of Gravity?►its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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